Look outside, Eric, animals are putting their dicks in each other! Horses have their periods. And you have a boner! It’s MATING SEASON. Nature is telling you it’s time to wear fewer clothes and not have sex with fewer people. Also, according to Ampersand polling, lots of people are breaking up with each other. You know I’m here if you need a shoulder to cry on. And then have sex with. This issue is about love.
Love,
Nat, Katie, etc.
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