Neither of us is writing a thesis. That means we have all time in the world to derive pleasure from the sufferings of those who strive for academic greatness. But the fact of the matter is, you guys chose to do this. That means that instead of complaining, you should be like, “Thank you sir may I have another,” because you totally like it like that. Call us when you’re fun again.

Best,
Nat and Katie

P.S. To test bats for rabies disease, they cut open their brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bat brains.