Editors’ Note: Clearing Out the Amper Vault

Well, it’s almost springtime again, and that means spring cleaning! We recently unlocked a long-lost vault of hilarious yet astoundingly timely pieces which we never ran. So we figured hey, they can’t be any worse than Evan Carp’s inflammatory crap. (Which is, perhaps not coincidentally, an anagram for “inflammatory carp.”)

Best,
Johann, Nat, and Katie