Saturday, May 10, 2025



Sequels to Oscar Noms Predicted to Win Big

Brokeback Volcano
Good Morning, and How Was That Thing You Had?

Munich 2: the Reckoning

Crash, But the One David Cronenberg Made in 1996

Truman Capote, Re-Animator

Paradise Later

Palindromes :II: Semordnilap

Me and You and Everyone We— Hey, Who the Hell Is That Guy? That Guy in the Green Shirt, with the Goatee… I Don’t Know Him, Do You? No? …Yeah, Who the Fuck Are You? Get the Fuck Outta Here! …Cockwad.

The Brotherhood of the Traveling Condom (The heartwarming tale of four boys trying to hold onto the past yet being pushed towards the future, who learn the undying bonds of sharing laughs, sharing tears, and sharing semen. [Sample scene: Black kid: “How is a condom that fits all of you (points to white affluent friends) going to fit (whips out three-foot penis) all of this?”])

Deuce Bigalow Gets Syphilis

Harry Potter and the Embarrassing Erection

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