(Revenge of) Movie Reviews from Teenink.Com!!!

“Cinderella Man is exactly what it sounds like: a Cinderella story about a man.”

“Meet the Fockers has received unbelievable ratings and reviews… I was laughing the whole three hours.”
Must Love Dogs: “While the title indicates otherwise, it is not actually necessary to like dogs to enjoy this movie.”

“Crash… provides a dim ray of hope that by giving each other a fair chance, we can avoid a few more traffic accidents.”

The Perfect Score: “I recommend this movie to anyone who goes to school, or has ever been to school.”

This article was posted in the print edition as part of the Wesleyan Argus Ampersand. It is satire and should not be construed as fact.