CAMPUS CENTER LOVE TRANSACTION
I was in my North Face jacket and brown knit hat with white snowflakes. You were wearing a red button-up shirt with a black apron. I bought the seafood salad special at lunchtime. You had to swipe my card like three times and you asked me how my day was. I absent-mindedly said “Good,” when I meant to say, “Better, now that I’ve seen your blue eyes.”

I don’t care if you’re older than my mom, send me a myspace message.
-D

MONDAY – WESSHOP – M4W
hey M_r_ue_s:
I thought you liked me for a while, then we both microwaved burritos at the same time at weShop, so now I think you must really like me, for sure. I think this is our missed connection. Let me know if you want to do it.
D__n Ph__li_ps

I THOUT WE WER SPOSED 2 MEETt?
yo wattup girl?

lolz. i no u sed we wer gonna meet in reel life, cus ur so cute, but wen u didn’t sho up I waz reel sad, so IM me or sumthin. i hope u didt block me :X. i’m rly just 22, u r 20 rite? i <3 ur pix. plz IM me. ok g2g. lataz.
-xxFuxMACHIN369

WAS IT AN ACCIDENT OR WAS IT FATE?
You were skiing down Foss Hill, I was attempting to snowboard on a MoCon tray– we crashed into each other. I sprained your wrist, but you broke my dick. Seriously, I can’t get it up. You must owe me a million hand jobs or something. At the very least.
-Dave

GIRL W/ IRONIC TOTEBAG, WE SHARED A MOMENT… W4W
I noticed you in line at WesWings. You ordered a garden bagel melt and I thought that was great because you are healthy even in a greasy place like WesWings. You played with your hair a lot, even though it wasn’t too short or too long. Your Converses, your big flashy earrings, your pretty smile, a skirt and jeans, your snowboots: all telling me that even in the unrelenting winter months you still can’t help but express your individuality. But then there’s me. I am kind of lame, unworthy. But I still think you looked at me— with those eyes, icy, still, and sincere. It was unmistakable. Right?
-Plain Jane