Once upon a time there was this guy, and he had a show. And this other man— wait, let me start over.

A man walks up to another man and he says, “ I have a show!” And the other man says, “What is your show?”

And the man says, “I eat poop sandwiches. And then I am eaten by a clitoris, which is a girl dinosaur I think.”

And the other man says, “What is your show called?”And then the man says, “The Aristocats.”

(The Aristocats used to be my fourth most favorite movie.)