– One must dance dance dance always and forever if one is to be social.
– One mustn’t necessarily know how to dance in order to dance.
– People don’t “get high” at Wesleyan, they just get normal.
– Even otherwise generally intelligent people can believe the ’80s were cool.
– When it comes to politics, “conservative” means “wrong.”
– When it comes to clothing, “women’s” means “men’s.”
– When it comes to sex, “no” means “no,” and they can press charges.
– The word “belligerently” all of a sudden means “excessively.”
– The word “awkward” can be used to describe anything.
– Essentially, nothing.