It’s cold out. Like, real cold. For those of you Frosh from Florida gearing up for your first New England winter, a few words of advice:

– Move outdoor kegs indoors.
– “Long Underwear: How long is long enough?” available on E-reserve.
– Attend the “What should I do if my friend is severely hypothermic?” panel talk.
– Don’t come back in January. Seriously, it gets worse.

We’re out of here. Next time you see us, Nat Webb will be back, and we’ll all surely have gotten haircuts!

See you next semester,
Johann and Katie