Hedwig and the Angry Inch is about a boy named Hedwig who wishes he was a girl. I do not wish I was a girl. Girls have cooties! One time, Sarah Marsh tried to kiss me when I was finger-painting so I pushed her off the monkey bars at recess. She cried and someone told on me. One time, I got told on for back cutting. They wouldn’t let me be line leader for a week.

Hedwig talks very funny. My big brother said it was because he was a transsexual. I tried to look up transsexual in the dictionary but it was too big a word. I hope it is like a transformer. There is a boy in my class named Dhrumil. He talks very funny too. He is not a transsexual. Do you know why? Because I asked the teacher! He is not a transformer either. Dhrumil is very good at math and plays tennis.

This one time in the movie they started a food fight! I have always wanted to start a food fight too! I was going to this one time, but then I spilled chicken soup on my pants. Josh said I had peed myself but I hadn’t.

There are a lot of songs in this movie. I did not know the words but I sang anyway! When I don’t know the words to songs I make them up. This one time it was Christmas so we went to church because Mommy made us. I didn’t know the words so I made them up. It was a song about the Green Lantern! The Green Lantern is my favorite superhero because green is my second favorite color. Batman is my old favorite superhero. My older brother’s friend Santo says Batman and Robin are gay. I do not like Batman anymore.

I liked this movie a lot because Hedwig had very nice hair!

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