Passover is the holiday celebrating the Jews’ exodus from slavery in Egypt, which you would know, if you weren’t such a stupid idiot.
I am supposed to tell you about Passover because apparently you are an idiot who doesn’t know anything. Every year, Jews get together on Passoverand have dinner. That is called a seder. Did you seriously not know that? Oh my God. What an idiot!
You know, I wouldn’t have to explain any of this if you weren’t an idiot. You are like the stupidest idiot ever made. If there was some sort of idiot scale based on numbers, and higher numbers meant you were a bigger idiot, you would be like maybe a 50. Translation: Idiot!!!
Let’s move on to the plagues. Name the plagues. Frogs. Okay. Good. Go on. Locusts. Yeah. Wait, can you honestly not name any more? Wild beasts? Cattle disease? Sound familiar?? You complete idiot!!!
It is idiots like you that make this world a shit. When the Jews were fleeing Egypt, they did not have enough time to let their bread rise, so it turned into Matzah, which is like bread without any of the things that make bread good. To commemorate this we eat Matzah.
Idiot.
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