Andrew,
After my first reading of Mr. Lake’s Wespeak, I shared many of your sentiments of confusion, disgust, and hatred towards him. And yet after reading your Wespeak, methinks that this whole “dialogue” between Mr. Lake and yourself is clearly a PR stunt for Nietzsche Factor- a brand of self-promotion not dissimilar to that practiced by “the house next to Jeff and Jerry’s” on Warren Street. You are a lying liar- you write “we are not friends,” yet I spotted the two of you carousing about campus yesterday, sharing an ice cream. Furthermore, something needs to be said for the complete pretension in writing style, form and syntax. You employ highbrow references (i.e. Aeneid, You Got Served) and invent new words (i.e. excommunicated, anachronism, gist) in an attempt to dazzle and confuse the Wesleyan student body.
You are not the next Nick Malinowski.
Once word gets out about your faked injury, you will be ruined.
Your use of the Argus as a personal propaganda machine disgusts me.