One of the most talked-about events of the upcoming WesFest weekend is the visit to campus by noted television vampire and Wes alum Joss Whedon. What are Wes students doing to prepare for Whedon’s arrival?

– Applying black make-up
– Spell-checking script for “Teddy the Werewolf Destroyer” pilot
– Boning up on Bible passages, rites of exorcism
– Patching holes in cloak
– Trying to acquire a taste for blood
– Bragging to 14-year-old online friends
– Feverishly reviewing minutae of episodes #F378 through #F524
– Using computer lab to print two hundred-page fanfic
– Praying, making goat sacrifices to Baal
– Joining Alpha Delt