This is a fraud. This note is actually being written by Katey, of News fame, and Bob, of “Bob not in Westco 322” fame. You know you listen to our iTunes, don’t lie. Bob says “Wait, give me a couple more sentences to think.” Katey says “I secretly run the Ampersand, they just don’t know it.”

Take that, Johann and Sascha. But especially Johann, who didn’t believe we could achieve.

-Katey and Bob

P.S: Bob finally says “How come there are no actual ampersands in the Ampersand?”

P.P.S: Katey says “Bob, you’re so meta. Wanna make out?”

P.P.P.S: Bob says “What’s make out?”

P.P.P.P.S: Katey shouts “NEVER MIND.”

P.P.P.P.P.S: Adam shouts “Bob’s Jewish!”

[News ed. note: Bob is gone now, but I, Katey, greatly support comics’ asses (see above right).]