Scott Varnado

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Cinefiles

By Scott Varnado and Maya Kazan
Friday, March 27, 2009

Today is kind of a sad day for me. This column marks not only the end our time writing Cinefiles, but the end of our time as members of the prestigious Wesleyan Film Board. Continue reading 

Cinefiles

By Scott Varnado
Friday, February 13, 2009

We are well into our first half of the Spring calendar on the Film Series, and man, what a good time we've had so far. Continue reading 

Cine-files

By Scott Varnado
Friday, November 7, 2008

Let’s just take a moment and consider everything that makes this country and this school so f’ing awesome. I can think of a few: jazz, baseball, the Big Mac, Toby Keith, tons of fat people, fake celebrities (well, maybe not the last one), and of course…the wonderful Wesleyan Film Series! Continue reading 

The CineFiles

By Maya Kazan and Scott Varnado
Friday, October 31, 2008

WELCOME BACK FROM BREAK! Continue reading 

Cine-Files

By Scott Varnado
Friday, October 17, 2008

In the July 6, 2008 issue of the New York Times, Op-Ed columnist Frank Rich wrote a piece entitled “WALL-E for President.” The column described the cultural significance and striking poignancy of “WALL-E” at the time of its summer release Continue reading 

The Cine-files

By Scott Varnado
Friday, October 3, 2008

Well folks, we are over halfway through our first calendar, and man, what a Film Series this one has been so far. I hope everyone has had a chance to experience the Goldsmith Family Cinema in all of its profound glory, and I hope your life has been bettered and/or ruined by some of the cinematic experiences that we have all shared together. I know at least one newbie has gotten his panties in a wad about the projection quality of some of the films, so I would like to briefly address that subject: Films break. Deal with it. It is almost always NO ONE’S fault in particular. As I have previously pointed out, this is by far the BEST college film series in the country, so show some respect and learn some freakin’ patience! Good, glad we got that out of the way. Now, sit back and enjoy these epic cinematic opportunities that may never present themselves to you ever again. This week is killer.

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The Cine-Files

By Scott Varnado
Friday, September 19, 2008

Greetings to my fellow film fans, and to those less fortunate among us who have yet to experience the Wesleyan Film Series. Well, if you happen to fall into the latter group, there could not be a better week to pop your Film Series cherry. That’s right, there really is something for everyone in the next four films. Robots, abortions, serial killers and Winona Ryder; just take your pick… or if you’re smart, take them all! Continue reading 

The Cine-Files

By Maya Kazan and Scott Varnado
Friday, September 5, 2008

So hopefully you have checked out the wonderful Wesleyan Film Series over the past few nights. “Apocalypse Now: Redux” was totally epic and “The Band's Visit” was totally awesome and witty. I hope all of you little froshies are as excited and as passionate about the Film Series as we all have been in the past years. Continue reading 

The Cine-Files

By Maya Kazan and Scott Varnado
Friday, August 29, 2008

Welcome back Wes! And welcome all ye newbies to the magic that is the Wesleyan Film Series. We hope that you’ve all rotted your teeth, your brains and your livers as much as we have this summer, and are looking forward to a fresh year of amazing films. At the end of these longs days of class, there really is no better way to kick back than the grand ol’ Wesleyan Film Series! Continue reading 

The Cine-Files

By Scott Varnado
Friday, May 2, 2008

Well, here we are at the end of another year at Wesleyan. Sure, you did maybe half the reading for half of your classes, but man, have you had fun! Think of all the amazing movies you saw in our beloved Goldsmith Family Cinema. Remember all the way back to “The Holy Mountain”? That was fucking sweet. And could we forget “Stop Making Sense?” Continue reading 

The Cine-Files

By Scott Varnado
Friday, April 18, 2008

Spring has sprung! Finally, the miserable weather has changed to pure sun-soaked bliss. But that is no reason, my fellow film fans, not to spend your nights in the cinematic grasp of the Goldsmith Family Cinema. I know you have been ditching class to sit on the hill and gawk at all the beautiful people that have emerged from hibernation. Continue reading 

The Cine-Files

By Maya Kazan and Scott Varnado
Friday, April 11, 2008

This week on the Film Series…the new Film Board swings into action! I know we all love this year’s seniors, despite their tweaked behavior in the last couple weeks (you’re almost done! I swear!). But sadly, it’s the middle of April, and you know what that means: sunshine; Foss Hill; hook-ups that maybe shouldn’t happen; awesome movies on the Film Series, and a whole mess of seniors getting totally trashed in preparation for their departure from their alma mater. Continue reading 

Zonker Harris Day maintains unique and cherished tradition

By Scott Varnado
Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Zonker Harris Day and its fall counterpart, Duke Day, are two of the most unique and cherished modern Wesleyan traditions. The recent news of plans by Admissions, ResLife, Michael Roth and apparently the Student Activities and Leadership Development Board (SALD) (under complete manipulation by ResLife) demanding that the name of Zonker Harris Day be changed has come as a complete and disheartening shock. This is a calculated scheme involving various facets of the administration to change the name of the popular WestCo festival. Continue reading