I want to start by stating that yes, I am a straight white male; but no, this Wespeak will not try to marginalize or discredit the presence of sexism in American society, or women who confront sexism on a daily basis.
When the senior class officers announced a “harder, faster, no drink tickets, way f-ing cheaper” senior cocktails in last week’s issue of The Argus, they were not making empty promises. Senior class officers say that senior cocktails will not only be held this year, but will be better—and more affordable—than ever.
Yo, this shit is fucking HARD. I’ve been in the library for about a million goddamn hours writing a paper on the most incredibly fucking ridiculous shit in this entire motherfucking earth. I’ve learned one thing in the past 12 hours, after all this reading and writing and thinking and shit. And it’s that marginal demand is for assholes.
Has anyone ever told you that you should be ashamed of yourself? Or that you are an embarrassment to your school, your friends, and your parents? In the midst of a college soccer game, nonetheless? Look, we love soccer. And we love Wesleyan. And when we combine the two, it’s the best times of our college career.