Having ecstatically declared conservatism dead several times, each time with an increasing level of sickening nausea, the liberal community seems to be shocked, shocked, that, like Freddie Krueger or Jason Voorhees, conservatism has once more risen from the grave, alive, well, and out for blood.
There is a third option in the challenge for our environmental future: that we maintain our “destructive” ways and when nothing happens, radical environmentalism suffers yet another self-induced annihilation of its own scant credibility.
This past Tuesday, the Wesleyan Student Assembly (WSA) hosted a debate between the two Middletown Mayoral candidates, Republican incumbent Sebastian Giuliano and Democratic challenger Dan Drew, in preparation for the upcoming November 3 elections.
Someone invited me to “take another go at [the issue of Food Not Bombs’ recent legal assault on the Middletown Health Department]; only this time take the time to do some good research.” I think this is only appropriate.
Helping the needy is a duty that demands nearly pure selflessness to perform, and under no circumstances should it be attempted by someone fishing for flattery, overt avowals of admiration, or widespread recognition.
This May, as the last snows of winter melted into the dusky, hesitant warmth of a New England spring and the campus teemed with a sense of heavily caffeinated exhaustion and anticipation, a blast of human cruelty rocked the University.
Deconstructionist Decisions
Given that the author thought it would be dull to welcome the influx of prefrosh with yet another textbook denunciation of Obama/The Left/liberal shallowness, he thought it more appropriate to sing about them in order to showcase the fact that,k at Wesleyan, even conservatives are unconventional.
If the social habits of Wesleyan’s population are any guide, it’s an absolute requirement to read the ACB.
Given that we’re suffering from a recession and also given that it hasn’t gotten better in the aftermath of the election, it would be political malpractice of me not to write a few words about it.