Safety first

As campus-wide e-mails from Public Safety have indicated, two students were mugged this past Monday: the first at 1:15 a.m. at the corner of Broad and William Streets, and the second at 10:45 p.m. in front of Denison Terrace. One individual has confessed to both muggings, but it is unclear as to whether the same man in both muggings accompanied him.

Campus crimes: Two students mugged in 24 hours

Following a string of thefts and two robberies that left University students anxious about their safety on campus, three individuals have confessed to unrelated campus crimes. Two individuals are under arrest, one of whom admitted to committing six thefts in Freeman Athletic Center, and the other of whom confessed to one theft in the Butterfield dorms but who is believed to be involved in more.

Deficit will grow to $2 million by 2013

As a result of plans to build a new Molecular and Life Sciences Building and to reduce University costs for students with the highest needs, the University is projecting an annual deficit of just under $2 million beginning in the 2012-13 school year. With annual deficits projected to continue through the 2017-18 school year, University officials are hopeful that a new fundraising campaign will counteract these deficits.

Watson awarded to two seniors

Three thousand graduating seniors from 50 schools filled out applications for the Thomas J. Watson Fellowship. Now, six months later, two University seniors have been awarded the fellowship, and will receive $25,000 each for one year of independent study outside of the United States. The catch? They must create, execute and evaluate their own projects without the heavy hand of students, parents, teachers and administrators.

Tenure awarded to five faculty members

On March 26, the University announced that five professors—Christiaan Hogendorn, Allan Isaac, Andrea Patalano, Aradhana (Anu) Sharma, and Gina Ulysse—had been granted the esteemed honor of tenure. “The Wesleyan community is fortunate to have in its midst vibrant and esteemed junior faculty,” wrote President Michael Roth in a campus-wide e-mail.

Alumni discuss the highs and lows of life after graduation

The dry erase board to the left of the cash register at Red and Black Café features the daily sandwich specials and a declining count down to graduation. Some people in line at the Café are too busy deciding on which grilled sandwich to have for lunch to notice the countdown. These people are not in the class of 2008.

Office of International Studies looks at Middle East programs

Over spring break, Director of International Studies Carolyn Sorkin and Director of Jewish and Israel Studies Professor Jeremy Zwelling both traveled to the Middle East. Sorkin visited two programs in Amman, Jordan to look into expanding the list of University approved study abroad options, and Zwelling visited Jerusalem, Israel to prepare for the reopening of the Wesleyan program in Israel.

Treasured AFAM professors to leave

This year the African American Studies (AFAM) program will say goodbye to two much-loved professors, Gayle Pemberton and Renee Romano. Both have taken on leadership roles for African American Studies during their time here and many students are anxious to see how their departure will affect the program.

News brief: Harmon to leave at end of June

As part of a reorganization of the University’s Public Affairs Office, Vice President for Public Affairs Justin Harmon will leave the University on June 30, 2008. Harmon has worked at the University since 2000 and previously held the title of Director of University Communications.

WSA develops student endowment for extra funds

Last Sunday, Wesleyan Student Assembly (WSA) President Matt Ball ’08 introduced a plan to create an endowment financed and managed by the student government. The authors of the proposal believe that this program would be the first of its kind. “It’s an innovative idea and it’s financially prudent,” said University Vice President for Finance and Administration John Meerts.

News brief: Social Justice Day

The first annual Social Justice Day was held on Saturday, March 29. The idea behind the event was to bring students, student groups, staff members and faculty together to discuss a topic that tends not to get a lot of attention. While attendance was lacking, the event was well received by both the University and the attendees.

Senior Project Spotlight: Max Horwich '08 shares original pop compositions in "All and Sundry"

While most senior thesis writers spend their days hunched over a sea of books in a claustrophobic library carrel, Max Horwich '08 spends his in a recording studio. Actually, the music major is working on a senior project that is part recital, part recording and part academic paper.

Restaurant Review: Guida's

The following is a hypothetical, yet highly probable, cell phone conversation between a Wesleyan student and his or her parent who is driving towards campus and is oh-so-close.

WesCeleb: Sam Ottinger '09

Maybe you’ve seen him on stage as the lead singer and guitarist of one of his many bands, or maybe he’s cooked your dinner at the Star and Crescent. Perhaps you know him as “that guy with the green Mohawk, wait, rat-tail. Wait…bald kid? With mutton chops?” Or maybe you simply know him as that doe-eyed romantic crooning love songs as profound as “I wanna kidnap your family.”

Questioning the Honor Code’s value in the wake of websites

Since 2001, the University has invested $3,200 per year to subscribe to a plagiarism detection online program called Turnitin.com. Started almost 11 years ago, Turnitin now supports 6,000 institutions of higher learning across the United States, according to Turnitin support staff.

Liberal critique of divestment

Wesleyan being a liberal campus, it’s not surprising that divestment has become a major issue amongst its most politically active students. Walking past the investment office, I’m reminded of the student activism calling for the University’s divestment from two corporations that manufacture weapons being used by the United States in Iraq.

Rethinking environmentalism

In the past few weeks, I’ve been impressed by the passion and care displayed by the recent string of environmental Wespeaks in The Argus. However, I’ve noticed subtle—yet serious—problems in them as well, most importantly apathy and inertia.

Vincit Qui Patitur: A Latin motto

I am a third-generation Wesleyan alumnus, and my 50th reunion is coming up this June. In the late 1940s, Daniel Woodhead, Jr. ’34 (my father), John Baird ’38 (of Baird & Warner) and a couple of other alumni created the University shield that you see today. It hangs proudly in the gothic, cathedral-like dining hall of the University Club of Chicago, along with a host of other college shields.

No fairness to be found in contracts

Reading the recent Argus article regarding the stalled Physical Plant contract talks (“Stonewalled: Physical Plant contract talks go,” March 28, 2008, Volume CXLIII, Number 35), I can not help but be disturbed by the suggestion that it is not “fair” that Physical Plant employees are paying less than other University employees for their healthcare.

Open letter to President Roth

Dear Michael, from your inaugural address: “We should require that every student have the experience of producing original research.” Would the benchmark be your senior essay? You couldn’t call it a thesis, that plain vanilla synopsis of Freudian theory. A chapter dealing with the Hegel-Freud connection you borrowed from “Life Against Death,” you said, then labeled the borrowed-from study alternately mysterious and simpleminded.

Mercy-rule slides softball to fourth victory in a row

The Cardinals’ bats have been on fire this past week, as they captured their fourth victory in a row and third victory by mercy-rule. Wesleyan opened up play on their brand-new field this weekend against Hamilton College. After sweeping the Continentals, the Cards took on Coast Guard on Wednesday and came up victorious again. The final score was 12-4, and the game ended early due to the eight-run mercy-rule.

Track and field scores high at Trinity’s Bantam Invitational

After a Spring Break trip to the land of the Devil Rays, retirement communities and sunny weather, Wesleyan’s track and field teams made the short drive on Saturday to the city of wind, insurance and cold. Despite discomfort, cramps and lack of feeling in the extremities, the Cardinals placed well at the Bantam Invitational in Hartford, hosted by Trinity College.

Annual California trip ends in wins and losses for baseball team

During its annual spring trip, the baseball team traveled to California and experienced some ups and downs in the win-loss column. The trip started out with a three game series at Menlo College, a small school in northern California. The Cardinals jumped out with a 7-0 lead in the first game, including a solo homerun by Graham Douds ’08.

Lacrosse remains unbeaten in NESCACs after pair of wins

The men’s lacrosse team is riding high after a pair of NESCAC wins moved the team to 3-0 in conference play and 5-2 overall. With the wins, the Cardinals stayed on the heels of unbeaten Middlebury (5-0 NESCAC; 7-0 overall) and put some distance between themselves and the rest of the conference pack.

Women’s tennis struggles after break

Not only does the women’s tennis team wear great outfits, but it has also been featured on television and in magazines. Highlighted last year in U.S. Tennis Association (USTA) Magazine for its efforts in fundraising for the Komen Breast Cancer Foundation, the team believes that it is important for athletes to volunteer in social causes.

Crew earns second consecutive Sullivan Cup by 4.2 seconds

The men’s crew team took first place last weekend in the first varsity-eight competition, on a chilly day in Worcester, Mass., defeating the Coast Guard Academy and Holy Cross College. Wesleyan took the race by a 4.2-second margin, good for its second consecutive Sullivan Cup, awarded to the winning crew.

Losing weekend for men’s tennis team

This past weekend, Wesleyan tennis suffered a pair of losses in NESCAC play after facing two nationally-ranked teams in Amherst and Bowdoin. On Saturday, the Cards traveled up to face their Little Three rival for both teams’ first action in division play. The squad only managed to pull out one win during the affair: a 6-3 victory at #1 for Matt O’Connell ’09.

Instadance showcases seniors

On the nights of March 27, 28 and 29, the Senior Thesis Dance Concert “Instadance” premiered. The concert featured work by nine senior dance majors, performances in conjunction with semester- and year-long research.

Motel Motel headlines 3/28fest

Face of Cain is tired, and they don’t care who knows it. “We’ve been in the car now for seven days,” the band’s vocalist intoned between songs, his voice coarse from sickness and, we might presume, too much screaming in dark, smoky spaces. He affected weariness for a moment before letting his mouth curl into a smile. “And now we’re having a contest to see who can fuck up their voice more.”

Movie review: “Trigger Man”

Some say the measure of a man is what he can accomplish without help, what he can make out of nothing. If so, director Ti West does pretty well for himself and for his skill at making movies. “Trigger Man,” which West also wrote, filmed and edited, tells the story of three friends on a hunting trip in rural Delaware.

Inventive Clatter: The 2008 Transmodern Festival

Yesterday marked the beginning of the 2008 Transmodern Festival in Baltimore, Md. The festival, which will continue until Sunday, is arguably the country’s most egregiously radical display of avant-garde performance, sound, film and installation art. Like a drunken cousin at your brother’s wedding, the festival’s wares seem to be a mix of hilarity, complete lack of taste, and occasional shining genius.

The Cine-Files

Oh dear, it seems as if this may be my last column. I’m sure this comes as a relief to most readers, who after a fit of excitement in late August over the highly anticipated Cine-Files 07-08 edition, found themselves quickly turning the page in search of Ed Klein. I do have my fans though—my own mother, Molly, for instance, commented, “Why don’t you have them change that horrible photograph of you? You’re much better looking than that!”

MP3 of the week

M.I.A’s “20 Dollar” already rips off the Pixies and New Order in the best possible way, so its makes sense that mash-up all-stars The Hood Internet take the track that extra step your ears beg for and splice it with the actual New Order song (“Blue Monday”). The result is a spacey electro romp that’s the perfect light-dimming number at your next dance party.