If you're an obsessive Twitter user like I am (follow me! @jocelynhope. I'm awesome.), you're probably wondering who the hell this Justin Bieber kid is. From the scanty information I gathered before I decided to dive deeper down the rabbit hole of choirboys with unfortunate haircuts who sing about love and sex, I concluded that Justin Bieber is a 15-year-old white kid who was discovered on YouTube, and now hangs out with Ludacris. And he did that We Are the World cover. The one that didn't have Stevie Wonder in it, and thus sucked. And he's from Canada.

Curious as to why this whippersnapper consistently tops Twitter's trending topics, I decided to watch a music video of his to better understand this teen sensation. Feeling adventurous, I chose to watch the video for “One Time”. It starts out with J-Beeb and his friend doing 15-year-old boy things, like playing video games, saying “skillz” with a z, and having iPhones that their parents bought them. Kids. Justin's typical privileged childhood fun is interrupted by a call from R & B singer Usher. Turns out Justin, because he is ostensibly a celebrity, is crashing at Usher's house. Or he's housesitting for Usher. Now, why Usher, who is rich and famous and supposedly marginally intelligent, is entrusting his house to a 15-year-old YouTube sensation is beyond me. Because, like every high school sophomore left alone in a large house for more than five minutes, Justin immediately texts all his friends to tell them that there is a party at Usher's house. Brilliant.

And here's where the song begins. The song itself is really nothing special. A bit more Auto-Tune and it's pretty much indistinguishable from any Akon or T-Pain song. It's what I like to call Ringtone Rap. It's the non-threatening, vaguely electronic crooned semi-rap you mainly hear in Forever 21 stores and blaring from the cellphones of preteen girls. The lyrics are like a Mad Libs of Ringtone Rap; they have phrases like “Imma” and talk about a vague sense of oneness with an anonymous “Girl”, who is addressed as “Girl”. I'm not entreating Justin to sing about the geopolitical situation in the Middle East or make subtle allusions to the works of Terrance Hawkes, but his lyrics leave much to be desired. Say what you will about Aaron Carter, but his songs had a touch of ingenuity in the subject matter; whereas Bieber prefers to stay in the safe zone of chaste white-boy love, Carter dared to tackle tougher issues, like his vivid dream-become-real in which he beats Shaquille O'Neal in a game of pickup basketball.

The video is as meh as his lyrics. As far as parties thrown by a teenager being left to his own devices go, it's very tame. Attractive girls who look to range in age from 17 to 25 (ladies, statutory rape goes both ways, don'tcha know) dance in slow motion, and Justin Bieber sets his sights on a woman who looks at least 10 years his senior and kind of looks like Katie Holmes before she assumed her final form of Tom Cruise's Personal Fembot. At the end, Usher returns to his home to find that Justin has thrown a non-threatening party full of non-threatening white people. If he were sensible at all, he would at the very least chew out this upstart child for throwing an unauthorized party in a home he did not own. Instead, Usher smiles bemusedly and joins the non-threatening revelry. One can only wonder what would happen if J-Beeb did the same thing at Suge Knight's house.

In this video, we see the things that make up the appeal of Justin Bieber: he sings (or Auto-Croons) with an odd sincerity about a vaguely sexual relationship. He's not going to make love to you like you want him to, but he'll make out with you under the bleachers and maybe surreptitiously feel your boobs through your Jonas Brothers T-Shirt. But it's OK because he's got a promise ring. He wears a baggy hoodie over his baseball cap that covers his artfully layered, but not emo, hair and has a habit of flashing pseudo-gang signs. And he apparently parties at Usher's house and hangs out with Ludacris. Justin Bieber's success, I can say with confidence, partially stems from Americans' undying amusement at small children and elderly women who act non-threateningly ghetto and say things that would get any pubescent male slammed with a sexual harassment lawsuit.

But in the end, what can I say about the enigmatic Justin Bieber? His lyrics are unimaginative, his fans are capable of stampeding, and his music videos are kind of boring. In a live performance I watched on YouTube, he surprisingly had a fairly decent voice absent Auto-Tune. He's nowhere near as talented as many other R & B singers, but he wasn't nearly as bad as I thought he'd be. At this I breathe a sigh of relief, because the Clinton Babies have had a track record of really liking completely tone-deaf people. Let's hope Justin can maintain his success after puberty rears its ugly, awkward head (unlike Aaron Carter). Until then, all I can say is play that funky music, white boy.

  • Pinky

    Re. Terrence Hawkes: don't throw in the towel with Bieber just yet. Maybe he is talking about the interrelations of "himself" and "girl" in a world of genericized "statutory rape-emes." We need to follow his savage logic.

  • jailine

    i culd never finish readin' dis cuz it bored me just readin' d first line u should really write a gud story next time.but reading dat justin is lame and borin 4 u is stupid.#1 u don't even know him personaly.#2 u can't even sing.#3 u don't hav gud taste maybe ur ugly dats y.i'm sory dat j.b. hav never put atention 2 a calbi lik u!!!hahaha who wuld.i bet i luk better than u

  • wailin

    It is so sad that this is actually important to you. Your life must be utterly vacuous and devoid of meaning. Pathetic actually---with all that is going on in reality, it is this that inspires you to write. lmao

  • josh

    thanks i wanted to know a little about this kid before i ridiculed my 18+ friends for liking him. this was an enjoyable read.

  • slammo

    grow up!! he's trying & he,s actually pretty darn good.listento his song "baby."

  • Anonymous

    sdjkhbhsfhcsdhfjksdhjkfvhuf.fojksxdahdasjdfwefdswjcfseufchaweyrigfaewrfshdiufvhusd from asheiy you suck you cant even sing

  • Q&A

    Your questions are very good. But there are no answers in your text. Yeah, we really want to know who is Justin Bieber. We know that Usher is behind him, but who else. Why? Only money ? There are plenty of young youtube sensation...why Bieber? Was he linked to the entourage of Usher by any ways ? There are a lot to investigate on Justin Bieber and his success. Who will do the work? That's my question.

  • Anonymous

    I hope you don't think that you made up the genre of ringtone rap. That's kinda old news...

  • jspencer

    @Anon No, I don't. My ego's big, but not *that* big. Yeah, I really wish I'd said "Some like to call" rather than "I like to call" in retrospect; terribly sorry.

  • Bridget

    i was to lazy to read it ur just to hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • usher

    justin bieber lives on floor. He enjoys tobias wolfe

  • usher

    justin bieber lives on my floor. He enjoys tobias wolfe

  • usher

    justinian berber is a pirate emperor

  • shanesa carrera

    i love justin bieber

  • shanesa carrera

    he is very hot

  • Joel

    I though he was eleven mayber ten. I almost throw up every time I hear his music on the radio. I realize now that all women want to #*!% little boys. Finally, Jailine, who posted February 25th, 201 at 4:34 pm made me realize our schools have finally failed our children and the downfall of civilization is near. He/She prolly hates math, science, and school, and probably dresses in mostly black...by the way I got to your page googling "why the %$^! is Just Bieber famous?"...No...Seriously...I did.

  • venize

    he is so cute for me and whenever i heard his voice my face was BLUSHING!

  • enzo

    abrrrrrrrrra kada brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra!!! i like your songs yo!!!

  • Julia

    Luv u maybe no i like u a lot

  • anna

    i am crying because i looove justin bieber

  • Anonymous

    i dont like justin biebber. hey i am adrianna do not say am name. i dont like the gril that your dating good by



  • erin

    what are you saying JB is amazing. i would go out with him. his songs touch my heart because i conect to them so well.hes really nice and you dont know him so how do u judge him.why did u go in to so much detail about his video.its just a video.if u read this JB i love u and the guy who wrote this was just so jealous cause he doesnt have talent like u. i love to sing and i personally think i sing pretty good. i hope i can be as famous as u 1 day. i love u . i want to come see u one day but i have all your song s on my ipod. i also have your phone # because my friend cortney and kailey in opelika al. called u and u picked up. love ya

  • cassidy blalock

    sorry i typed the wrong name above i put erin instead of cassidy

  • wacko

    i think usher is possessed by jackowhacko's ghost..and this bieber chap is the new macauley culkin!

  • Jo from Philly

    LOL @ the replies.

    The article didn't make fun of Justin B. Just teased his video--admit it "One Time" is not an amazing video.

    I enjoyed the article. I hope Justin B. matures with his pop sings because he has a great voice!

  • A Fascist

    This s0-called "pop-star" is the product of a decadent capitalism, and the collapse of the moral energies of the nation. In order the renew the vitality of our Culture, we must cleanse it of all Masonic and foreign influences. The youth (this one included) must be reeducated.

  • Another fascist

    You are teh ghey.

  • lez

    what i heat justin bieber

  • lez

    he is ugly

  • Ben

    The article is great.

    The comments have me fearing for the future of America - and possibly all of humankind.

  • qwertyuiop

    i dont get why 10-15 year old girls go crazy over him. Its really easy to use auto tune and to give all ur money to usher for a record deal. And all u girls dont go and back him up saying, "OMG i love him!" or saying that his music is good because there is plenty of more talent in the world

  • klk

    I can't believe he would say those words. I mean like it is fine to say it is cool to be a popstar. I mean he is cute but it is weird how he would say that. I don't like him as much anymore.

  • klk

    They also call him White Boy. Why cant they accept that he is white I mean there is a picture of him on here why would they say that? Is there a black Justin Bieber?

  • Anonymous

    hey justin bieber and how you doing and just went to text you

  • lawrence i think hes a fagg

    whats up buddy that was my hook up who got u punched out ur the biggest fag singer

  • d'fenastreesha

    the comments on this article are HILARIOUS

  • Anonymous

    @Jailine- Congratulations. You have just presented the worst defense for anyone ever. "You're ugly," is not a valid argument for why someone is a good singer. Additionally- I think I know why you couldn't get past the first line; it was because you didn't know what "scanty" meant, isn't it? Please for the love of God learn to spell and/or use proper grammar. Or don't... because that was actually one of the funniest things I read all day.

    @Bridget- Did you not get that the picture was of Justin Bieber and NOT the author of this article?

    @Erin/Cassidy- HOW DO YOU MESS UP YOUR OWN NAME?!?!?!? Regarding your (Cassidy's?) comment- The fact that you think Justin Bieber will actually read your post is laughable. The fact that you have his number is scary.

    @Kik- Wtf are you talking about at all?

    @ALL THE FANS- You love him. You think he's hot. We get it. However, there's something you don't understand: when people become celebrities, they get judged. They just do. What's sad about your little cult is that you're following a very generic "artist" whose career will burn up and die heinously quickly so that 4 months from now even you will press next when his songs come up on shuffle. He's essentially every singer put out by Disney, but for a new music genre.

  • bubblebutt_7

    i lyk the black JB better.hes fo rizzles

  • becca

    im ur biggest fan ur my fav singer i would do eany thing to see u i think im upsesssed not sure but u and usher rocks TTYL luv u

  • Jalaena

    Hi Justin!!!

    I am your #1 fan!!!!!!!! YOUR SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Jalaena

    hi justin!! when are you going to come to connecticut??????

  • Jalaena

    my frined tonisha is liked obsessed with you!!! she is typing a message and wont let me see it



  • Jalaena

    me, joedalys, and tonsiha love you



  • Jalaena

    i love your songs:

    Baby, one time, down to earth, one less lonely girls, and all the rest!!!!

  • Jalaena

    it's the truth i am like joedalys said!!!!!!!!!

  • Jalaena

    joedalys is in love with you!!!!

  • Jayla-luther-jones

    i can make your bed rock

  • Jayla-luther-jones

    sexy can i!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jayla-luther-jones

    i really want to take ya down, justin!!!!!!!!



  • Anonymous

    were all in the same class!!!!!!!!

  • jalaena

    i luv ya justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous


  • your stalker

    love ya justin. i am jayla luther jones

  • your stalker

    i fart in class

    love, edison

  • your stalker, alyssa

    i am musty!!!!!




    I HATE U

  • tonisha

    suck my balls

  • tonisha

    i luv ya!!!!!

  • tonisha

    i luv ya honey!!!!!!!

  • mom

    i love ya justin!!!



  • Tonisha Scott, from Joedalys

    Tonisha is a jerk

  • karyl zoe

    i really love you jb!!! you are my super duper idol and my # 1 crush!!! i love you!!! :*

  • mj

    he's a fucken itiit

  • Justin Beiber

    I honestly thought he was a girl and was enjoying the random song until he was beginning to talk about girls ..I became puzzled -_-

  • Mytheos Holt

    Miss Spencer, I bow to a skill at controversy far greater than my own.

  • biber rocks!!!!!1

    u just dont no wut good music izzzzz

  • Jaymie

    Do the idiot girls commenting "I love you JB" realise this is not a fan page linked to this kid in any way? He's not going to read these comments.
    also Jailene, your grammar is disgraceful and your argument are woeful. Please grow up.

  • Sam

    This was so funny. Write more often!

  • Lee

    I was intrigued by knowing why the hate against this Justine guy... since I had no idea who the hell he was.

    So I stumbled with your review and I can say that it amused me.

    @ Jailine...
    Bloody type correctly! This only reflects your lack of tolerance for other people's likes and dislikes.

    Besides, your argument nearly made me roll on the floor from laughter.

    @ erin...

  • sick

    you realise... you are all sick!! a minor... u look at a minor and lust for him... SICK!! SICK!! SICK!!

  • Anonymous

    The comments to this article prove humanity, en masse, no longer has any value to offer this world.

    I pray they are simply trolls.

  • Layne

    OMFG YOU CAN'T SING sooo you can't have an opinion either!!! cause we all know that to write an opinion about someone you have to share their skills, right? right!??

    I have to thank you, I also wanted to know what the big fuss was about this kid, and you saved me a lot of time and a potentially sore ear. I also think your critique is quite objective which is always appreciated. But what really made the whole thing great? the comments defending the poor creature, brilliant, just brilliant.

  • Hank

    I just stumbled upon this page and... WORD, man! Seriously, J-Dweeb represents everything that's wrong with those self-obsessed, meth-snorting, chain-texting FUCKS that make up a serious majority of today's teens. Keep it up!

  • Hank

    And by the way,

    @jailine: You "cud nevah finish readin' dis" because it takes a wee little bit more effort than checking up on your skull-fucked "buddyz" on Facebook to actually read, much less comprehend and comment on, a serious article. Actually, seeing you lack the essential intelligence (let alone the language skills) to read/write anything longer than a text message, you'll most probably not be able to finish reading my comment either, which is just as well.

  • Hank

    Not quite finished yet,

    @Jalapeno, Joe Daily's, Tonsillia (and all the other whores): You do realize that you are little more than a bunch of druggie bitches who yearn for sucking 15-year-old cock, don't you?

  • uhhhh

    wh-what is going on here...

  • Poor Children
  • Hank

    @uhhhh: Dude, what's going on here is some crack-headed bitches getting all wet and soapy over what seems to be Usher's 15-year-old boy toy (who happens to looks like a 10-year-old), and getting a well-deserved spankin' from daddy.

    If you don't like it, fine, but I will not one moment hesitate to fuck you too on the way out!

  • "Fearing for the human race"

    What exactly happened here? I swear that this was an article about Ushers' boy toy....suddenly it turned into a whore house/strip club/ twitter blog of that little boy sensation they call a fag. No seriously, what is wrong with the children of today?! OMG...i want to rip my eyes out after reading all these stupid preteen comments!!! Arrrghhh!! *Commits suicide* *Dies*

    P.s -Poor chilren...that video was absolutely horrifying....a three year old?!? Seriously?! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

  • Meghan

    Thank you for this article. I googled who the f$$$ is Justin Beiber and this is what came up. Much appreciated...
    ...Why are you all so stupid? I know you learned how to spell the word "good" in second grade. And how to use capital letters, yes?

  • Kristin

    I came to this page after googling who the hell is Justin Beiber (and the fact that that phrase comes up on auto-google is priceless to me) Personally I thought the article was funny, clever, and well thought out.

    But the real masterpieces here are the comments. You people are hilarious. Jailine's comment is so over the top horrible that I'm almost certain that a genius sits behind that computer. The logic is brilliant: "How can you not like him, you don't even know him personally! You must have bad taste in music because you're ugly. Justin is never going to like you, I'm probably prettier than you." (unlike Jailine, I can't find it in myself to type with that sort of perfected netspeak).

    I love, even more, the folks at home whose feathers are all ruffled by a classroom of young girls. Suicide, eye gouging...this is like reading a Greek tragedy. I love the internet, seriously.

  • Guy

    I have to agree a hundred percent with Kristin. Honestly, together with the Facist comment the only comment that reassures me that the world actually might have a future. Thank you Kristin.

  • Guy

    ok I realized I made dumb spelling mistakes based on the fact that I was in a state of trance.

  • Anonymous

    i love you call me

  • Jalaena


    I love your music!!!!!!

  • you guys are bored with your lives

    kthanks bye

  • Anonymous

    justin do you think you can come to my house and spend a hole day with me please if you do not i will be upset.

    love, jordan

  • clara

    y love you justin

  • SMC

    I don't know why people got so offended over this article. I thought it was funny. The little kid doesn't bother me, I don't DISLIKE him, but I don't care either. I'm also not a 15 year girl who blushes over this guy. Maybe he will still be around after he becomes an "adult" in 3 years, who knows. I never comment on articles like this, but I couldn't resist on this one. To "jailine" ... be cool, stay in school.

  • bijay sharma

    i love ur voice

  • Hank

    I say, in less than 3 years J-Dweeb will fall under the weight of his fame and screw up (like he isn't screwed up enough already) and start shooting drugs and raping kittens or something. Actually I hope he ends up sucking cocks like that Ricky Martin guy. I mean, he already looks the part. Then maybe all his stupid fucking bitch "fans" will fucking kill themselves, starting with Jailine.

    Actually, this whole "boy love" thing is getting serious. First we got Twilight, now this. What's next: Girls going wild over the Dancing Baby?

  • justcallmedr

    I lol'd the whole time reading this and I lol'd even harder when I read the comments. Don't you just love it when people try to insult you but you can't figure out what they are trying to say to you?? I mean is gud really that much easier to type than good is? Just one more letter and I could read these people's sentences without using a ghetto language dictionary. But anyway, your story was very helpful. I have been wondering who the fuck Justin Bieber is for a while now. Thank you very much for listening to the youtube videos and telling me about it because there is no way in hell I would voluntarily subject myself to listening to some little white kid trying to sing. When I heard song "Baby" the radio I just thought to myself... hmm it's like a reincarnation of Michael Jackson, only this time he started out as a white person...

  • kariah

    he is so sexxxy thought

  • aysiahicks

    who is justin bieber?justin bieber is the hottest boy that i ever seen he is so cute and i just want to met him.

  • Justin Bieber

    im gay

  • wesalum07

    This is hilarious. Jocelyn Spencer, keep writing/tweeting whatever.

  • Sasha Zenzura

    I think it's quite sad that all the "critics" who tries to judge modern teen pop/rock singers fail to realize that they shouldn't be "evaluating" those young stars from the prospective of their own adult point of view. Yes, to you the lyrics of teen singers seems often very basic, the music as well, but that's because you've been in this world for a while and you heard so many different tracks and music styles that you are bored of the simple ones, you're looking for something more special, meaningful and powerful. Kids don't have that legacy as yet, they just want to enjoy simple dance beat with understandable lyrics from an artist they can relate to (meaning someone of their age).

  • Mytheos Holt

    Meaningless cultural relativism. Trash is trash, and childish tastes are rightfully ridiculed, otherwise what incentive do those who hold such childish tastes have to grow out of their unhealthy fixation on trash?

  • danna paola ribera

    eres asqueroso y muy creido teodio jostin bebesoto

  • Anonymous

    I couldn't get halfway past the comments. Learn how to spell kids, you're burning my eyes out.

  • jordan marie lang

    look on march 5 someone said that they think that you are a fagg and they are also saying mean things about you and a mater a fact I DO NOT THINK THAT IS NICE please tell me if it hurts and i will do something about it o.k. love : jordan marie lang

  • Hank

    @Sasha Zenzura: OK, good point. Even then, let's take a look at the top 5 songs from a random Top 100 chart back when I was 15 - that's the year 2000:

    1. "Bye Bye Bye" - N'Sync
    2. "With Arms Wide Open" - Creed
    3. "Bent" - Matchbox 20
    4. "Jumpin' Jumpin'" - Destiny's Child
    5. "It's Gonna Be Me" - N'Sync

    (Source: The ARC Archive at rockonthenet.com)

    OK, not exactly Led Zeppelin but still WAY classier than this J-Dweeb crap. If you actually roll down the list a bit, you actually come across Enrique Iglesias, Madonna, Santana, Britney Spears (she wasn't a crack whore back then), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bon Jovi, Fatboy Slim, Eminem, you name it... I say that's some good stuff right there.

    Admit it, we were much more reasonable in our tastes even when we were teens.

    @Jordan Marie Lang: I don't know about the guy who called him out on March 5, but I'll go ahead and try to be nicer, just so you don't do "something" about it: J-Dweeb can nicely suck a big fat one...

    Nicer now, eh?

  • Jimmy Magic

    I think you (the author of the original blog) missed the lyrical content entirely. Everyone knows a Canadian boy that pretty is gay, therefore, his lyrics carry a certain pain about having to long for a "girl" in public, but really desiring another pretty young man instead, privately. He's a tormented being, and as he ages, his soul will show through his music more. The more we think he loves the anonymous girl in each new song, the more we know he's really dying inside for man love.

  • The comment above me

    Is made of win.

  • What's that? It's Pat!

    So I got to this article by Googling "Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?". I read this article and then found some videos of his on YouTube. I have to say, I'm still not quite sure why he's famous. Maybe it's because I'm an adult and don't really understand the subpar things teenagers and preteens seem to gravitate towards, but I don't get the appeal of his voice or his music. But then again, pop music isn't known for being high quality and young people as a whole aren't known for having good taste. Although I hated the shit that was popular when I was a teenager... Anyway, I'm rambling now and overthinking this.

  • Justin Bieber

    Seriously, like... all you little shawties saying you love me, you don't even know me yo! I ain't your boyfriend and you ain't my biggest fan. My MAMA is my biggest fan. I know I'm hot but please, quit stalking me. I don't want you!!!

  • Justin Bieber

    Also, I really can't sing. They auto-tune and effect the FUCK out of my voice to make it bearable, and some guy three times my age writes the lyrics to all my songs while guys twice my age create all the music. Basically, I'm a dancing Canadian monkey.

  • Hank

    @Justin Bieber: Wait, let me get this right. You're saying someone actually writes your lyrics?!


  • Anonymous

    i hope his next concert at fulton county prision then they can show him what real fans are

  • Anonymous

    ya they can show him some real puppy love

  • Anonymous

    FUCK Justin Bieber

  • Pizza Hut

    So this is the famous Justin Bieber? Quite an enjoyable report, ha ha.

  • Anonymous

    For those so in love with his voice, it's by Antares and available for about $130

  • Avi Bardirappas

    You have something here Jocelyn, and I can't believe that some pwned fool thought you were a guy, I mean the line about "surreptitiously feeling teh boobs (hate tat word) through your Jonas Bro's tee" was hilarious. keep doin what you feel and like and dislike. You are cool for a wessy girl. Peace all.

  • hi

    wow, this story was for one boring. and for another i'm pretty sure justin sometimes lives at usher's house when recording. so the video is suposed to be usher coming home late. and it is not his friend in the begining. it is his brother.

    most people do a little research before writing a story.

  • hi

    and just because it has his name does not mean hes reading everything you say. it is not a fan site

  • Afro

    Damn, is this what little white girls get all wet and horny for these days? A wigger looking Carter knock off? Shit, why don't these kids just stick to their crunkcore bullshit and leave this shit to black man.

  • Anonymous


  • Desimo

    Awesome article, so true. What is wrong with music today? No skill and a pretty face equals success? Yet there are people out there who are unbelievable musicians that are not famous and struggling to get by. And we throw money at talentless fucks like this? He will inevitably fall to the wayside, but unfortunately I don't think this idol worship of no-talent shit-music will anytime soon...

  • Ashley

    it's funny cause justin bieber is a fag, and none of you know him..so none of you should be defending him.for all you know he could be a little prick:) if I ever met him I would hit him purely because he's a little poofter who thinks he's top shit, and I can't WAIT to see how hard puberty hit him so I garentee you that he won't last another year( that's if he hits puperty)

  • Dude

    @jailine's comment is hilarious - sums up what bieber is.

    i'm actually considering leaving twitter because this cunt is stapled onto the trending topics. anyway, i'm kinda ashamed being in this generation. (this from a 17 yr old dude whose favorite singer is hayley westenra :) )

  • anon


  • GOD

    The world is gone. Humans have dminished themselves to empty souless bags of meat worth expiring. In two years I will take care of all the auto-tuning thinking fame and fortune is the only thing people in the world by hurling a giant rock at your sorry asses. You poeple need to get your shit together and rediscover what the Mayans had figured out. I am not making any exceptions this time. I am going to get rid of every goddam one of you friggin clueless greedy mindless humans. To think I created you. What the fuck was I thinking? The day I made wine I made humans, see the irony there? You Earthlings SUCK ASS! Goodbye - GOD out! Peace a-holes!

  • Satan

    GOD, I completely agree with you, for once.

  • GOD

    Thank you my brother. Dont forget Moms day!

  • GOD

    Oh and one thing I forgot to mention, FUCK HIP-HOP and this new R&B Bullshit and FUCK this Justin Bobber homo and all these Disney Created actor/singer no talents. Disney - its the new porn channel! Yeah I knwo its my fault and thats why its ok for me to say FUCK YOU! oh and by the way - I love you even all the sick fucktard bastards out there, what can I say? I am benevolent.

  • The Anunaki

    We think its going to be fun to watch these teens dance and sing like monkeys for us while we prepare them for dinner. Tasty humanoid morsels. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Get out the Glab sauce.

  • bob

    no seriously, one day on youtube all i could find was justin beiber and same thing on the news and shit. All I could think was "Who The F?"

    This kid came out of NOWHERE. Women are F'ing crazy man, what is it with you little girls and falling for random guys because your told to. The kid is as fake as it gets, its not hard to tell if you actually LOOK. Ill wait till you all grow up and realize you shouldve been idolizing a real man like Sean Connery.

  • real names preferred

    I don't think the vid ends with usher joining the party actually. Usher kinda smiles in a "what the hell" kinda way and Bieber runs off...

  • Naaraxi

    I'll counter the "you're hot" guy .
    I actually read the (hilarious) article before checking you out and arriving to that conclusion . Don't suppose you've got one on Selena Gomez ?

  • Naaraxi

    Oh yeah , and ...

    "FUCK Justin Bieber"

    With a whole horse .
    Just shove it up his preteen ass .
    Get THAT on camera .

    -- PB

  • Shauna

    I should not be reading this during Reading Week. Seriously. This has me cracking up. The fact that comments are still going is even funnier. Go Jocelyn! <3

    I love how they assume you can't sing just because you're critiquing a pop star they love. *giggle*

  • Society is Doomed

    Now I don't feel so bad that we're all going to die in nuclear fallout... At least those who like Justin Bieber will die along with me...

  • lulululul

    i hope he wrecks his ferrari.

  • brittany buckley

    you little hateres out there saying stuff about justin that is not approprite for you guys to be posting on this blog need to stop it because he is not gay and who ever you are that said that about justin you can f justin bieber is a really mean person because if you arn't him you can't say anything because your not in his life and you don't have the right ot be being mena to him snd saying this crap about him those people can go do what they said about justin so yeah you haters need to stop becausae justin didn't do anything to you so you can't go and say that about him because if I ever met hi I bet he would be a nice guy and I bet that you would sasy the same thing about him if you met him in person. so yeah you better take what you said about hom back because alot of people won't be happy with you because you said that so im just giving you advice and if you don't believe me you can just go and figure it out for your self when all those gurls come after you and hurt your feels or worse because im just stating the truth on this I l;ove justin bibeer and I always will untill the day that I die and if you haters don't believe me I don't care because in just tring to help everyone out here and im not doing this because I lyke justin biber it's because I care and if he were my friend I would always have is bak and I will be back to write more in a few minutes so haters please change the way you think aboot justin.

  • brittany buckley

    and who ever said tat the people who like justin biebr are going to die with the nucluar fallout no were not and that is also mean to say because i bet you have a friend that likes jutsin bieber so your not nice to that person either so yea don't talk

  • David

    Did you mean [Terence] Hawkes?

    Great read. I literally Google the words "who the fuck is Justin Bieber" and I must say I'm extremely pleased with the first result.

  • Shaily

    I love Justin Bieber, but this article was hilarious. The funniest one I've read so far.

  • angel

    justin bieber is so not hot, cool, or eney thing good i mean that he is the worst singer yet in siging histodry

  • rajeeb

    justan beeber is not a man he is a chick with a penis and no tits fuck him and fuck all yall that get off to him

  • Sri

    @Brittany Buckley : Punctuation please.

    @J. Spencer : Good read mate.

  • Anonymous

    i agree fuck justin bieber

  • Uhh.


  • and

    lady gaga is really a man

  • sensahuma

    I thoroughly enjoyed the article, to which I was read by searching, "Who the h--l is Justin Beiber?" You answered the question with wit & humor, gently teasing our obsession with celebrities, even the fly-by-night type.
    As for Usher's common sense, it was obviously staged for a music video of sorts, so of course no one's going to be that upset. Bieber's privileged little white tail is safe from consequences on that one, especially since his idea of a Big Party is something like loud music, video games, sodas, Doritos, & babes.
    Statutory rape would go both ways if we'd ever get out of the "boys will be boys" mentality - face it, as long as Ms. 25 Years Old isn't her 15 year old sex partner's teacher, coach, or other "adult in a position of authority & trust," the woman will almost never face prosecution. The boy is more than willing if the woman wants it; his father's likely to do a "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" thing, & Mom will overlook a one night stand (even if the health insurance has to pay for treatment of a STD) because "boys need experience" & "boys have needs," & they didn't have to pay for a prostitute to initiate him into the wonders of nuki. Young adult women who want to "give a young man some sexual experience" are going to have nothing at all in the way of worries. Their partners will never take it seriously & will see it more as an act of charity/ a lark than as a serious threat to whatever relationship they have. Their girlfriends will either have picked their own charity case from the eager young men or will just have a laugh about it. I WISH those women would face prosecution, because it's totally unfair for men, who are often faced with very sexually forward young women who want the experience until their parents find out, & who can be very pushy, dressing in ways that would make a street walker blush - or at least ask where they got that outfit. Once Mom or Dad find out, these eager young nymphomaniacs suddenly turn into pious, chaste candidates for a convent when really, they should "get thee to a nunnery" (nunnery being a Shakespearean allusion to a brother, for those who are unaware). To keep Mom & Dad in the darkness to which they're blindly willing partners, they then cry rape - making it that much harder for police & prosecutors to put real rapists behind bars. Despite all their tears & lies, girls like this are really pretty transparent to anyone with half a brain (& most people with more than half a brain manage to get out of jury duty, leaving those easily deceived to pass a verdict). I'm sorry to sound anti-feminist, but it really is not fair if you think about it. Someone has to either press charges or be willing to testify in order to prosecute/prove something happened.

  • justin rocks

    i love his songs and him

  • justin rocks

    usher take good care of justin

  • justin rocks

    why are you gay justin whay what boy you like

  • Anny

    I love Justen Bieber. So...so...so...mach

  • Hi my name is Kristina

    I love you so mach.My mom my friend's say i am funny.

  • Kristina

    I an funny

  • Kristina Post

    I am sorry.

  • Kristina Post

    I hat you... But I love you lyk a boyfriend

  • lozza

    j.b j.b iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis sssssssssssssssooo hot + cuuuuuuuuuuuute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lozza

    love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! j.b

  • stella

    justin is gay sucker

  • tutu


  • zachary

    If justin bieber is gay than why don't go and hump a fashonboy

  • jamie

    you are a fat man.

  • jamie

    why are u gay

  • Anonymous

    This kid needs to go suck Edward Cullens tiny dick and to all of you DUMBASS FAN BITCHES, get over him. He's no fucking genious, infact, in real life JB is a total dick and a jerk. He called some girl a bitch because she asked him a goddamn question! To the 90% of people who are fangirls on here who are going to rant on this, FUCK YOU
    To the 10% who agree with me, GOOD JOB!

  • Jostin beeber

    why dus Jostin beeber sing about love,sex

  • sup

    fuck justin bieber Mother he Fucking Shit loooooooooool

  • hey guys am justin bieber

    am justin bieber and i love Dicks plz some one give me his Dick

  • El Noobio

    You're black, aren't ya?!

  • Emily

    haha thanks for this article! nice writing and a very enjoyable/amusing read!

  • Hank

    @brittany buckley: Never post while on meth, never.

  • Anonymous

    who does not love Justin Bieber haters

  • Hank

    (WARNING: Hugely non-PC comment. You have been warned.)

    You know, judging by the responses of not quite a few girls on this article, I'm no longer surprised at the otherwise frightening frequency of rape cases at this particular school.

  • justin-fucking-bieber

    sup guys?miss me?

  • Anonymous


  • Anonymous

    es muy lindo lo amooooooooo

  • Jostin beeber


  • the god of music

    thou has forsaken me
    my wrath is coming
    it will be here soon

  • the god of music

    oh i didint realize that this was a weslyn article
    great school btw keep up the good work dude

  • justin bieber

    you all is fuck

  • Justin bieber

    I know you all girls want me but i can just pick one of the girls that really really really want me and that are my #1 fan i really know that am lonely and no girlfriend so please write comment because the girl woh said that i don't read the,i really read it she wrong so i really read the comments.please write a comment.

  • Justin bieber

    And said that i was ugly am not ugly am hot and cute.

  • sup

    yes you hot and cute and Gay and you look like girls

  • Think you're tough, don't you punk?

    The Gods ruined my youth, my life simply so they could exploit me and position it. And because it appears I never paid they were entitled to take my health. "People's career's are at stake.."
    Fuck the Gods to hell. Sadistic monsters. Motherfuckers PUSHED those Italians into planning WorldWarII and the Holocaust.
    Created the Moorish invasion to justify crack babies, gang banging, pre-pubescent prostitution and civil rights (USA = European punishment), illustrating a total lack of empathy on the part of the Italians.
    This is war. Nobody in their right minds would ever say the things I do.
    Take advantage of it. This is the method the Gods used to create the Good Prophet.
    This is your opportunity. Learn.
    May the Gods be desposed and suffer my wrath as their fate.
    Goddamn dirty motherfuckers.

    The Gods never intended to allow the prophet to be used to lead by example. I have FAR too large an audience for that to be allowed and, conisistant with the advanced state of deterioration of the disfavored, now the Gods can blame me for its failure, when all along they were never going to allow it.
    They claim I would have no choice but to work on my problems if I am to function in the corporate enviornment. Ironically, the probelms they created at the REASON behind what's happened.

    He who will Lead By Example is to come later, with a scaled down audience, for disfavored like my family is not entitled to witness the long, arduous path to Salvation.
    Keep in mind the Gods along the way would have created oppositing evidence to dump them into, perhaps killed me/change me and claimed "clone host", selling them on this lie, likely since it would have encompassed a far larger audience and would have reinforced the lie they already sold to them for decades.

    Everybody changes as they get older, becomes more conservative. As do I.
    Perhaps I see the wisdom of the Gods. People like those who exploited me, those like my family who hurt me are not entitled to observe someone on the path, for it will provide an opportuinity to escape Damnation.
    Perhaps I don't want that either. There are too many preditors out there who still think "earning" is the way.
    I would be killed, the'd sell them I ascended into heaven and I'd be punished. What's happened placed a limit on how much progress they will tolerate, and once I reached that point they would finish me.
    Normally this would be a good thing, because people wrapped up in this enviornment fall for its temptations, and the result is they are better off dead. Living my life as normal places me square into this category::
    1. I curse the Gods when they abuse me
    2. I will eat apples/fruit out of spite.
    3. Thinking of eating clam chowder/shellfish. "What's next? Sex?"
    4. I drive, pollute, waste resourses American-style, enjoy poison in society/media, eat meat, etc etc etc. Ironically, sometimes death is a good thing.
    As a result I am better off dead. Working on my problems as the One Who Leads By Example is a different matter, but because of what's happened they will only tolerate so much.

    Blacks have no business being Christians.
    Christianity is responsible for slavery. The Italian men who ran the Church were not allowed to attack the Moors for they had favor, so they attacked those south of the Sahara. And it still continues today.
    And this was just another tool the Gods used to corrupt Italians and those who sought sucess.
    The Gods sold the people that the Catholic Church was merely the incarnation and continuation of the Roman Empire.
    Just as the Gods used the Moors to set up Italian's preditory acts on blacks, so was WorldWar II revenge for Germany invading Rome in the dying days of the Empire.
    The industrialists were down with the Italians seeking revenge because they're merely God's clone host tools, are used as temptation and the disfavored were allowed all the rope they could hang themselves with.

    The God's offensive using corporate America to convert from defined benefit into defined contribution retirement packages helped bring about the economic downturn we experience today.
    Without a majority embracing defined benefit packages the Gods are given the freedom to instruct these preditors at the top to initiate the economic offensive we experience, and instead of having a guarenteed retirterment package, a vested interest by their employer, too many are betting on the market, and during these economic collapes they will find their golden years evaporate into a blur of "divine" corruption.
    And although the market has bounced back, as with the 9/11 strategy, decisions were made at the time which has costed many subsequently.
    But this event may have just been a warning.

    Christians have mistakenly believed the perception of the Biblical definintion of The Beast as a person. I suggest The Beast instead refers to a place:::The San Francisco Bay Area. In fact the Gods offer a geographic clue suggesting this, like so many others they offer around the globe, to help people understand:::
    Mt.Diablo, "The Devil" is the "eye" of The Beast, the EastBay shoreline as the upper jaw/incisors while the peninsula is the grinding lower jaw. Witness the disturbing upturned smile in the gullet.
    The fact than man has shaped much of the shoreline in the 20th century is a testiment to the God's refusal to accept any culpability.
    Gold Rush, counter-culture, alternate lifestyle acceptance, etc. The Beast was used to promote social decay throughout the 20th century and beyond. Difficult to perceive in the current age, one can understand their impacts from a historical perspective.
    There was a time when once the Gods "divinely" inspired punishment, where the act was inflicted by the hand of God. They were punishing people and accepting the culpability arising, maintaining societal integrity. Now, in the 20th century and beyond, the Gods tempt man to inflict this punishment, selling them on "earning", incurring no culpability in the process. The result is social decay and deterioration of mankind's favor in the eyes of the Gods.

    The Italian peninsula is very pronounced as it juts out into the Medietereanean.
    Considering the shape it is quite obvious they were the primary targets of the post-IceAge/Straight of Gibralter/Noah's Flood disaster.
    Considering the shape of the boot and how Sicily "caught" the surge, the resulting tsunami inundated the entire southern portion of the peninsula, killing everything and perhaps covering even the highest land masses.
    In the 20th century the Italians were convinced entering clone hosting was ascention into heaven, and their success was a recruiting tool, just as the Holocaust was for the Jews.

    The women have God's favor, and when the women do all the evil, as was the case in my family, this serves to "equalize" the playing field, ensuring no wisdom comes to this family as they grow older. As a result they never make progress and achieve the lowest possible placement when reincarnated.

    The Gods have black women betray the men to prime misogyny in the black community.
    They're lying to you and they've been your WHOLE LIVES!!
    Europeans deserved to be inflicted with Christianity and the United States. It's just too bad the black man had to assimilate into this white punishment.
    How ironic:::As they strive for "equal rights" they actually are sinking lower into the mire of disfavor.
    Reverse positioning.

    Just as the Gods prohibited the Italians from attacking the Moors because of their favor, so were the Jews prohibited from attacking (most) motherland Germans. Instead they attacked German-Americans.
    And the United States for ignoring the Holocaust as it happened. Thus we had the 60s and the deterioration of decency in society.
    The Italians, sexual a primary problem, had an endless supply at hand.
    The Jews, sheltered from this new-world holocaust in their communities, watched the devestation.
    As you entered the "valley of steel" you fell prey to temptation and betrayed your families and were punished:::The Gods "managed" these groups whom did their dirty work, "downgrading" the Jews for their obscene wickedness post-Holocaust.
    Both Catholic, the Irish were too drunk to organize, which is why they didn't hurt the BILLIONS which Italians did.

    It was the degenerate Italians who planned and did the legwork for WWII who were funneled into the Nazi death camps when they thought they were ascending into heaven, avoiding the ugliness they planned for everybody else.
    Life can be so sweet.
    I want to play doctor.


    The voice you hear in your head is the power of the Gods. It's a remote technology, like a computer, perhaps functioning on some frequency, and it can listen and talk to everyone in the universe simultaneously.
    What the Gods taught the children was the truth:::God is everywhere, and this is what they meant. I will remind you of another principle you learned as a child:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good.
    Even the antient Gods don't have the ability to listen to people's thoughts themselves. They taugh we were all made in their image:::I expect they need this "Artificial Intelligence" they created to relay what people think.
    It is a tool, and the Gods use their tools to test people with temptation:::It will role-play people in your life:::Parents, friends, spouses, and employers, all in an attempt to test people with temptation. Ironically, it does the very same thing to those people whom you think you're hearing, except in that individual's unique way:::We are all "managed" by the God's technology.
    But this agent of the Gods can do more than just communicate. It can force thoughts into people's heads, force behaviors onto their bodies. It can turn healthy cells in your body into cancerous cells. It is absolute power. And this is just the beginning.

    Obedience is not the answer. This is the brain-less response and the easy way out.
    You've done everything you have been told for years and it never bought you ANYTHING. Your parents did what they were told and it didn't buy them anything. Your grandparents did everything they were told and now they're dead, reincarnated as lesser life forms, perhaps even into America's deranged, violent ghettos.
    People think they are not responsible when Artificial Intelligence tells them to do something. They offeed a clue with the Holocaust AND with Watergate:::Defy authority and do the right thing.
    In earlier decades this obedience may have been out of fear, as so often in Germany, but that era is long over. To maximize damamge the Gods today sell them on "earning" and these people think they will profiteer from their evil.
    They offer a clue on the Simpsons with Flanders and Skinner. So many ridicule both figures, a testiment to the state of our society.

    The Gods favor the children most among all the people due to their innocence and purity. But society and the God's tools recently are corrupting the children at a progressively younger age, a reflection of our collectively increasing disfavor and yet another clue illustrating we live in a increasingly deteriorating environment.
    Children who sucessfully repair their relationship with the Gods ascend into heaven. This often takes multiple lives of hard work and proper behavior in the face of adversity to achieve. Adults to whom it is offered enter clone hosting instead, thinking they will be ascending into heaven ultimately. The Gods tempt people, selling them as one in the same, but one is good while the other is evil. In their desperation the disfavored subscribe to this temptation, making their task even more difficult than before due to the evil they incurr in the process. And their corruption will cost the disfavored, for they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form into an ever deteriorating world, sucess becoming ever more allusive with each passing life.
    The hole they've dug for themselves is even deeper than the one that existed from their prior lives, ensuring it will take even more time and work to fix their problems with the Gods. And for many there may not be enough time left.

    Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
    People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON'T like evil and refuse to grant this immediate feedback.
    EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until the end of this or their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their placement as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations, like the United States or its ghettos therein.
    Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.
    Example:::Punishment for gay marriage in Iowa was immediate and painful, a sign of favor of these God-fearing, church-going Midwesterners.

    The Gods suggest they can create paradise for those with their favor. I argue they create misery for those without::::
    Our celebrity culture is temptation. It creates a distraction which consumes people, sometimes for life. Certainly it costs them precious years which could be spent repairing their relationship with the Gods, time that ultimately goes wasted.
    Do you really think Frank Sinatra lived to be 84 years old? In fact the "Chairman of the Board" had a new crowd to entertain in the late 80s/early 90s.
    These people are clone hosts. Now, there is no thing as "black and white" with the Gods. This technology they invented is far, far too dynamic. Expect they require most to stay for a period of time, for I suspect actively (knowingly) engaging in this evil incurrs at an accelerated rate as compared to "carte blanche" given regarding successive clone hosts. They remain until they achieve a pre-determined level of disfavor, incurring evil in their misguided celebration of "earning", at which time they are ultimately reincarnated, perhaps because they eventually learned this truth I am sharing with you and began to repair their relationship or until the Gods became disgusted and sent them back.
    The Gods recruit most for clone hosting when people are young, in their late teens or twenties, when people are eager to hurt others for what they perceive to be the benefits achieved through "earning". And before they leave they give the Gods "carte blanche":::"Do anything you want. I give my full approval." Depending on their level of disfavor the Gods take them to heart.
    Because of this these people STILL INCUR EVIL FROM THIS LIFE DESPITE BEING REINCARNATED AND LIVING AS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON and living in our temptation-ridden society. And incurring this amount of evil may likely push many over the edge into Damnation.
    What are the God's standards for offering clone hosting? Sociobility? Many tactics in various eras are used to gain approval, duress during the Vietnam draft being a good example, one which deteriorated into preditation as mankind's disfavor grew.
    They liked Heath Ledger. Not enough to allow him to escape without the evil of "Dark Knight" and the horrific wickedness that was the recruiting tool "Brokeback Mountain". But now he is out. And irregardless of how old he is now, reincarnated 10, 15 years ago, he now is no longer incurring evil from this life. So many others cannot say the same.

    This is Planet Reverse Positioning. Sucess IS NOT a sign of favor. It is just a unique temptation targetted towards a different level of disfavor. Considering our roots as peasantry people should be particularly alarmed at this tactic.
    Clone hosting is like money:::A different level of disfavor and its associated temptation. Money is in better position to learn more quickly than those without, for the associations and wealth-based freedom enables them access to information. Unfortunately, those who fall for this temptation of clone hosting are likely returned to their original lowest level of disfavor once they are reincarnated, punishment for this evil, and they have to start from scratch.

    Our society's values are bestowed by (a reflection of) the God's:::Punitive and reward-based. Contrary to Jesus's teaching's you will NOT be forgiven and you have to earn your way into heaven BY BEING RESPECTABLE AND DECENT!!!
    Not by being evil and wicked.
    Forgiveness/savior was the primary temptations the Gods used Christianity to create.
    Middle-America's anti-Semitic attitudes are a clue regarding Christianity. Europe shaped like a sheep is symbolic for the slaughter that is Christinaity.
    Christianity is punishment for Europeans.
    You ALL hate Jews::"They own banking, they control Hollywood and poison our children's minds, etc etc.") YET YOU PRAY TO ONE LIKE A GOD!!
    Dislodge your head from your ass. Must you be chumps your WHOLE LIVES???
    There is no such thing as a free ride. Just as you have to earn a living by working so must you earn your own salvation by repairing your relationship with the Gods.
    As we learned from religious/morality education during our formitable years:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good. The only savior that will exist in our lives is ourselves. The Gods offer clues in life::::Be it school, work, etc., you have to do the work for yourself and when you do something wrong you get punished. Cheating is a subsegment and speaks directly to the temptation of "priveledge", one we have seen used effectively when the United States preyed on the disfavored with the so-called "stimulus package".
    As like so many of you, Jesus did everything the Gods tempted him with. His legacy of whorism was inherited from his parents:::Mary was no virgin. Rather, she was a prostitute, and when he grew up Jesus met someone like his mother. This is a cruel joke the Gods play on Latinos, similar to the rape and subsequent "missionary work" by the Spanish.
    Baptism does not allieviate "original sin". Rather, baptism PLACES original sin by indoctrinating these children into this evil religion, much like circumcision was a method to inflict early damage/mutilation and make (permanant) accention just that much more difficult, another hurdle one must overcome. Body ornamentation (tattoos/piercing), celebrated in Africa and elsewhere among disfavored peoples/cultures, also violates the body the Gods gave us in their image, quite opposite to the positive attitudes the disfavored hold regarding this practice.
    Like Jesus the Second Coming of Christ will be evil. He will look like a savior in this demented society while the Anti-Christ will speak of a different gospel, one that tries to restore the norms and mores which the Gods originally blessed upon the people which made life decent, looking like a tyrant in the process.
    He will be viewed as the "bad guy" when really he is the one trying to save the world.
    There may be a phoney offering, a theatrical production which accurately follows the Book of Revelations. Actually positioning demands it:::::Christianity is positioned to be the one true religion. And those who follow its teachings will have limits imposed ensuring their stay will be minimal, a "consolation prize", for they don't think correctly and therefore don't behave appropriately, or perhaps will be used to colonize the new Planet Earth. This describes many "sinners" in today's society because they refuse to change their behavior.
    Christians have mistakenly believed the perception of the Biblical definintion of The Beast as a person. I suggest The Beast instead refers to a place:::The San Francisco Bay Area. In fact the Gods offer a geographic clue suggesting this, like so many others they offer around the globe, to help people understand:::
    Mt.Diablo, "The Devil" is the "eye" of The Beast, the EastBay shoreline as the upper jaw/incisors while the peninsula is the grinding lower jaw. Witness the disturbing upturned smile in the gullet.
    The fact than man has shaped much of the shoreline in the 20th century is a testiment to the God's refusal to accept any culpability.
    Gold Rush, counter-culture, alternate lifestyle acceptance, etc. The Beast was used to promote social decay throughout the 20th century and beyond. Difficult to perceive in the current age, one can understand their impacts from a historical perspective.
    There was a time when once the Gods "divinely" inspired punishment, where the act was inflicted by the hand of God. They were punishing people and accepting the culpability arising, maintaining societal integrity. Now, in the 20th century and beyond, the Gods tempt man to inflict this punishment, selling them on "earning", incurring no culpability in the process. The result is social decay and deterioration of mankind's favor in the eyes of the Gods.

    Life is a test, and the Gods evaluate people based on their performance.
    The Gods test people with the temptation for which they are most weak::::
    Homosexuals desire sodomy, preditors pursue the hunt, alcoholics crave a drink, junkies jones for dope, etc.
    Addiction theory is a lie; it is Artificial Intelligence creating the desire, punishment for inappropriate behavior. Ironically, it compells people deeper into the behavior, minimizing hope for recovery.
    The Gods chose Christianity for Europeans because it is the temptation to which they are most suseptable:::Entitlement. Something for nothing. A free ride. Irresponsible behavior. The United States/Western civilization's accompanying wealth contributes to this perception. And other people from throughout the world happily subscribe to this punishment designed for Europeans, assuming this legacy once assimilated.
    Next time you think of Muslims recognize these people are vastly superior to Christians. Whereas many throughout the Christian world no longer attend church and have fallen into Godlessness, the Muslim world worships the Gods for OVER AN HOUR EACH AND EVERY DAY.

    The Gods created the perception "Italians are stupid.", ensuring a slow learning curve, to justify using them to accomplish goals throughout the transitional 20th century. It took an extraordinarily long time for them to learn this truth I teach due to this artificial handicap. These people are SO extremely disfavored, but today's positioning says differently, much to people's confusion, for they think money is the ultimate sign of favor:::Good food, good music, history of warmongering, Catholics, Christianity HQ, Noah's Flood event, propensity towards violence, raped by outsiders, mild Meditereanean climate, so many other issues which enhance life/contentment in Italy/Meditereanean and ensure few if any seek more, a necessary step for finding the path and repairing your relationship with the Gods.
    Contentment never motivated anyone. Money is not a sign of favor::::Wisdom is the true wealth on Planet Earth.
    I'd also like to remind you the Noah's Flood event ocurred in the Meditereanean region::::Global sea levels rose with the end of the ice age, Atlantic Ocean broke through the Straight of Gibralter, killing untold millions in the cradle of western civilization. The God's timed their corruption and sin to correlate this act as punishment.
    The Italian peninsula is very pronounced as it juts out into the Medietereanean.
    Considering the shape it is quite obvious they were the primary targets of the post-IceAge/Straight of Gibralter/Noah's Flood disaster.
    Considering the shape of the boot and how Sicily "caught" the surge, the resulting tsunami inundated the entire southern portion of the peninsula, killing everything and perhaps covering even the highest land masses.
    Think about this next time you are deceived by the God's positioning of Italian wealth.

    Everyone who failed to ascend and remained on Earth past a certain date will be forced to deal with this positioning::::A ceiling is in place. This serves the God's goal of minimizing the percentage of potential candidates as society deteriorates, much as "instant gratification" did beginning in the 80s:::It will take multiple lives for the disfavored to fix their relationship with the Gods and ascend, and many have been conditioned not to have the patience for it. Other issues force limits/ceilings upon candidates:::Abortion, homosexuality, promiscuity, Christianity, godlessness,
    Whether behavior is involuntary or based on freewill depends on one's level of disfavor, as well as other complex factors:::::May I remind you about the coercitive envionment the Gods created in the 20th century, specifically to create a temptation that few Italians (or their associates) would overcome:::"We're in control. If you want to be a part of it you'll do what you're told.". Early-mid 20th entury positioning was infallible.

    Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of gross disfavor once you understand that females are the God's favored gender. Muhammad's (Mohammed's) polygamy halfway throught his life as a prophet was preditory, designed to corrupt. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believe in male superiority and that the abuse of women (polygamy) is God's will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in United States. Consistant with Planet Reverse Positioning, in Africa blacks are being punished with AIDS for their sexual promiscuity in hope they learn and correct their behavior.
    Blacks are highly suspectable to temptation. As a result they need a strict, disiplined religion like Islam. They can't afford to be Christians. It is one of the benefits bestowed upon their people, and other groups could greatly benefit as well. They need to recognize the importance of a good relationship with the Gods, embrace this benefit and remain true to their faith.
    Vailing is tradition for some, practical for others, one which aids in the men's self control among some cultures. Much like the Jews who killed Jesus, like the bigots who oppose immigration there is a reason embraced by the masses and the real purpose, displaying the intent of the Gods::::The Gods clue to purebloods that they should not abandon their motherland for this dumping ground for rejects that is the United States.

    The Holocaust was a clue the Gods utilize scapegoatting as a strategy.
    Why did the Gods punish the Jews with the Holocaust? Was it for the destruction of cultures which Christianity caused? Perhaps they corrupted the Jews "after the fact", telling 19th/early 20th century Jews that Jesus "earned" immortality for the Jews by destroying the European and other cultures? The German destruction of European churches/cathederals during WWII is a clue. Note::::The Gods wanted to keep the Catholic stronghold in Italy, ensuring they could use this tool against these disfavored for many years to come. There is so much Godlessness today, but one day people will flock back to houses of worship out of desperation, and the Gods ensured the Catholic Church would be Italian's destination.
    Planet Reverse Positioning:::The Nazis were the "good guys". So are the Muslims/Palestinians, however corrupted some are due to polygamy.
    Contentment never motivated anyone::::Except perhaps for slavery, the Jews never saw more of their children ascend into heaven than during the Holocaust.
    The Gods subsequently used revenge for the Holocaust as temptation::::"Your Italian brothers have a tool, a special power which can achieve sweet revenge. Are you interested??"
    In the aftermath of the Holocaust the Gods tested the Jews with the temptation of revenge, an offer which many gladly accepted.
    There was positioning behind the counter-culture movement. How did the Gods telepathically "sell" this rapid deterioration of decency to the Italians and Jews and compell them to fall on their swords as preditors?
    If the Jews only would have emersed themselves in Judism the Gods would have "protected" them from the raveges of temptation. Judism may be the one superior religion in all the world, and the Jews wouuld have been wise taking refuge in this exceptional benefit bestowed by the Gods rather than looking for the easy way out.

    Much as with the Jesus event, the Gods use the disfavored to prey on each other.
    The Gods use the evil that men do, man's inhumanity towards man to accomplish strategic testing/punishment/etc goals::::The Germans fell for this temptation by following the preditor/corruptor-Austrians (Hitler).
    Without this Austrian the Holocaust may never have happened. Nor may have World War II.
    What the Germans did was wrong. They fell for temptation and failed to have empathy for the disfavored. Economic desperation, not wisdom nor enlightenment, dominated in Germany.
    The Gods send many clues suggesting the great favor of the Germans (regionally). I think the Cold War's Berlin Wall dividing Germany into east and west was a clue suggesting this (reverse positioning).
    I suspect the Holocaust was used to "level the playing field" in Europe, for the Germans had far too much favor to be included in the agenda planned for their neighbors otherwise, and they would have been suspiciously out of place, providing a clue for the disfavored which would have been difficult for the Gods to position away.

    Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings.
    The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they taught their children appropriately and experienced a higher percentage of children ascend into heaven.
    Our preditory envionment of "freedom" was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to its citizen's disfavor.
    Red white & blue IS BAD FOR YOU!!!
    Planet Earth is not about living. Planet Earth is about being tested. And contentment never motivated anyone.
    Your happy lives are costing you your chance.
    Italians HATE Africans because of their invasion/rape of their motherland. The Gods did this SPECIFICALLY to strategically position the punishment of the most disfavored peoples:::
    The Gods have used the ghettos of America as a reincarnation dumping ground. This may be temporary/cyclical, illustrated by the Italians who fell for temptation and parlayed their own civil war into the Black Wars of the 80s and 90s, in addition to the "thug life"/gangster state of mind. Ironically, it was these same Italians and their cooperating associates who were reincarnated into the ghetto as crack babies and gangster thugs for this event.
    There is justice in the universe. This is how the Gods do business. Once you recognize the patterns you will understand the other clues they offer to the people.
    Of course it may be more of a permanant change, indicated by the enhanced temptations in these neighborhoods, for the Gods have created these enviornments so riddled with temptation few can escape/overcome.
    Don't be suprised if after being gunned down in the ghetto the next stop for the 20th century Italian-Americans & friends was AIDS in Africa, punishment for their promiscuity and deviacy for some, involvement in the AIDS trade for others.
    Media report on a crackdown on child prostitution. "(The pimps use coersion to prey on the children, etc, etc, other "conclusions" offered through the media.)" What a degenerate liar.
    These kids WANT to turn tricks. They LOVE the idea of having a pimp. It is celebrated in their "culture".
    Yet another legacy of the evil inflicted by the Italians, revenge for the invasion and rape of Italy.
    Maybe this was the destination for a smaller percentage of these deviates after AIDS in Africa, ironically.
    There is a reason why we have these genocide events recently in Africa::::Black is one of the God's "dumping grounds", and they send offenders to these regions for punishment.
    I call the monsters who destroyed our society in the 20th century. The next holocaust is mine.
    Just like black neighborhoods, the legalization of marijuana will make drugs available on every street corner, even in the suburbs. White's affluent suburbs will become just like the ghetto.
    The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men, destroying what pockets of favored matriarchy existed. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent's original superpower also played the major role in African slavery.
    The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie "The Matrix":::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
    As they did humanity in the 20th century.

    Even the Old Testiment is not to always be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
    A metaphor for sex, it also serves as a warning.
    There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women's attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.
    So were there other issues "ridiculed away" as the Gods sought to transition into this Godless, immoral enviornment which society has become.
    1. Decency/obsentiy in media
    2. Corporal punishment for children
    The deterioration of society and mankind is all women's fault. Females are sexually promiscuous like men, many who too often are corrupted like the opposite gender, and the result is a reduction/minimization of mankind's collective level of favor, a very important step necessary for the Gods to justify the Apocalypse.
    They need to understand this responsibility, their favor amongst all the people. Instead they have embraced masculinization::::Girls play organized sports, engage in casual sex like men. The trend is away from traditional girl toys, like dolls, which often during playtime helped crate positive thoughts, enabling the Gods to enlighten the favored gender and illustrate wisdom, occassionally leading to the path towards ascention.
    There are many good men who become corrupted by the extreme members of the gender but they are manageable and easy to control if the women maintained their power. Instead they have let it slip away. I suspect there are many older women who remember their elders addressing them regarding this issue.
    The relationship between men and women have always been complimentary:::The men shelter and protect women from the evils of this life, ensuring the women have a REAL opportunity to ascend when reincarnated, while the women help the ignert men understand by sharing their wisdom imparted by the Gods. The tendency towards sexual abstinence as one grows older is an example.
    Brilliance and insight granted to Eastern cultures and religions::::Not for Europeans. If once existed, now crushed by Christianity. Replaced by preditory Mediterreanean patriarchy.
    Europeans:::The most disfavored people on Earth. The first to experience the end of their God-granted favor.
    Reverse positioning.

    Think about what I say. Consider what I teach.
    When I am no longer here or no longer teach the Gods ARE NOT going to share with you.
    Even if you doubt now you need to remember the principles that I teach because the Gods ARE NOT going to be generous with the disfavored. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor, WHETHER CONCEALED IN REVERSE POSITIONING OR NOT (like Christianity, like money), and you are going to be on your own.
    I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God's way to grant some time after a learning event such as this before they will end on Planet Earth.
    Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their "investment".
    Either you make that decision now and accept the punishment for the sins of this life or you will pay for it in the next, reincarnated into a similarly low role, ensuring another wasted opportunity, or as an even lower form of life, and hope will begin to slip away.
    Another lifetime, shot to hell.
    Young people who understand yet still wish to have children MUST begin to do the right thing and work on fixing their relationship with the Gods, accepting the punishment for the evil they have done in their lives. Without this progress they won't do the correct thing for their children and ultimately cause even more problems for themselves by perpetuating this behavior into a new generation.
    You must be willing to tell the Gods "No." when tested with temptation, and accepting punishment and putting it in your past is the only way you will suceed as a parent.
    You need to do your best, teach your children decency and morality and give them the very best chance to ascend if you want a similar opportunity in your next life.
    If you do well for your children now your parents will do well for you when reincarnated.
    Pray daily. Think appropriately. You are vulnerable. Live this reality in your daily lives. Impart these charecteristics upon your children. Too many are confident, unaware of the God's awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
    Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God's temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.


    Sea World orca is funny!!
    Dale Fitzgerald.
    The Artist Formerly Known as Sexy (Before He Was Reincarnated).
    Sexy Parris.

    This IS the event. I am the telepathic prophet.
    There may have been no other way in today's modern age:::Use popular culture as temptation and keep teachings primarily telepathic.
    So much corruption, people who think obedience is the way, and when I spam them immediately erase what could be their last chance, ironically.
    This thing was always for the "haves" anyways, those who could interpret the God's clues.
    The Gods must be willing to allow Artificial Intelligence to act as my "bible", repeating all teachings I have made for future generations.
    This will ocurr but I am afraid only among the miniscule minority "haves", leaving the "have-nots" lost in ignorance and cast into Damnation.

    The Gods have created this sick, deranged enviornment to punish us.
    We've ALL been here on Planet Earth before. Some are being punished more than others.
    Hitler(s) IS(ARE) running around down here on Earth after all. So are the JCs.
    Part of this deterioration is cloaked in the way society functions::::Two-parent working households, rushing around, constantly occupied.
    Some don't listen. Others only hear it in a dream.
    You have to pay for what you've done wrong. The soomer you stop offending behavior the less you'll be punished.

    As we witness the Gods position out my sacrifice, so have we witnessed the Gods "position out" all these items of popular culture the Gods used to::
    1. Send a clue about the Situation
    2. Offer the element of temptation, since I would never be willing as were my predecesors.

    Since the element of evil temptation, attributable to every prophet, was not positioned expect it still is to come.
    My Holocaust.
    I noted how as we become increasingly indecent the Gods have phased out elements which gave people pause, made them think twice:::Punishment as favor from the Gods. The fear of Hell is an outstanding example:::People learned of Damnation and many, if not most, behaved appropriately. Today's Christianty has "phased out" the concept of Hell. Whereas people like mom learned of Hell in the early-mid 20th century now that she has been reincarnated this element will be absent from her religious education.
    If she even gets one.
    Hell is not the only example:::The Gods are phasing out other forms of punishment. AIDS is another good example:::There will be no "AIDS II". Those people will be allowed to become as wickedly hedonistic and deviate as they chose.
    Genocide events are a punishment tool. Whereas they ocurred occassionally this too will be a "benefit" the Gods "phase(d) out" and elminate, for the people have fallen into too grave of disfavor, ironically.
    Reverse positioning.

    Ask and you shall receive.
    I wish evil befall my enemies, the wicked involved in the Situation, including my family. I wish those who did this to our society in the 20th century and beyond pay the ultimate price, and I have expressed this.
    This may be my role.
    Come the Apocalypse when the Second Coming of Christ emerges he will adhere to New Testiment teachings:::The "savior" Jesus Christ:::White sucess and power "proves" the white God is the one true God.
    You all know and understand how the Gods used Christianity as temptation, and most of you didn't need me to explain it. Consistant with your history as Europeans, you act irresponsibly and expect to be "forgiven", absolved for the evil you do throughout your lives, instead thinking you are "earning" and playing your part.
    This is not how the world works.
    If you dare defer and bet your lives on something you know is a lie you will deserve your fate.
    People who "play along" are setting up justification for their involvement in the future Second Coming.

    The Gods punished me for spamming without their consent. And to who? The Damned!! People who wil do everything they're told and will wind up following the Second Coming of Christ in the Apocalypse.
    They won't work on their problems because either they're told not to or they understand and are afraid of punishment. Either way they will look to someone to save them, do their job and rescue them come the End of Times.
    I'm not saying there's nothing for these people. That very well may be how it works out, but don't be surprised if they throw them a bone, a reach-around consisting of a small amount of time in an enviornment where they will be tempted with all manners of the flesh.
    Now the available candidate pool will just be the followers of Jesus, of which there are few. I suspect come The End this number may grow but it will be subject to the God's tactics, minimizing the percentage.
    Them and the people who are "going along".
    The irony is thick:::Those who fail to learn and change during this prophet event will suffer their fate during the Second Coming. They decided to hold out for what they felt was their "free ride" and lost their chance at immortality in the process.
    The price of irresponsibility.

    Much as with the celestial event which occured that day on Ocean Beach, they say when I die there will be some final clue to the people suggesting my importance. Perhaps a "Star of Bethlehem" type of event.
    They say some children see a halo on my head in various brightness. These are the children who have a chance to ascend.
    The entire Situation was a way to offer subtle clues for the "haves", distration-based theater for the "have-nots". With this document I am the end-stage "catch-all", an attempt to help everyone understand. Unfortunately, the Gods have retained the priveledge of refusal, manifested in positioning:::They manufactured credibility issues. One was stealing:::They pushed me into stealing to ensure they had a tactic they could sell to the disfavored. As punishment I expereinced years of seizures at the time and renal failure decades later.
    Despite positioning otherwise, they ALWAYS get what they want where strategy is concerned. Now they're just entitled to punish me for development written into their agenda long ago.
    It is the God's way to accomplish their goals RIGHT OFF THE BAT, leaving the disfavored to scramble for understanding only when it's all over.
    This event was a teaching tool for the "haves", accomplished before the dawn of the 90s. Too many of the "have-nots" will never accept they did the wrong thing for so many years and therefore never learn from this critical event.

    Rest assured the Gods follow their agenda to the letter, and spam in this Situation was no different.
    Had this gone corporate, perhaps they would have corrupted people with clone hosting, place a new person in a clone host with a different disfavor level to justify the change/impression they want to make. Or perhaps my failure would have been a clue suggesting the importance of family to the hordes obedient to their every word.

    Instead of helping them, missionaries are actually HURTING people, inflicting them with westernization. Whereas some may see up to a full 1% of their children ascend into heaven you pathetic white Americans can't even muster a HUNDREDTH of that.
    America and Christianity synonymous::::Punishment for Europeans.
    And if you are a preditor and embrace wickedness in your hearts, deliberately hurting others, the Gods are going to inflict a misery as bad as any we've seen on Earth.
    You're not "earning". You're incurring. Ironically.
    Reverse positioning.

    Couple years ago a story in the media how girls in Bayview-Hunter's Point were going into puberty at a progressively younger age, as young as age 7.
    A very bad sign::::Early cut-off. It draws the boys attention and they subsequently make sexual mistakes, very similar to what typical people experience nearly a decade later.
    When they "turn" people on and start telepathically talking to them with this technology is very similar::The end of their chance. They segment families, convince them "earning" is the way, etc.
    I tell people to examine the change between when they were children and after they began to hear. It is the difference between good and evil.
    I understand people's confusion:::They literally hear "God" in their head, as opposed to what was taught to them in some church's classroom. But this technology is one of the God's tools, and much like their other tools, clone hosts and prophets, they use them as temptation.
    They didn't begin speaking to me until I began working for ownershit group. "You went to work for evil." "And you were punished."

    The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie "The Matrix":::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
    As they did humanity in the 20th century.

    Although the Gods pushed me into talking/action, pushed me into beginning to talk in 2000 once they got the ball rolling I was doing it freely.
    A familiar tactic::Homosexuality, drugs, alcoholism. AI "magic":::The fuel of disfunction.
    Anyways, my intent was selfish::::Revenge. An attempt to silence the abuse. Had they not tormentted me telepathically I would have resumed my petty little life and scurried about my business, happy as a clam. My intent was self-centered, and this will be duly noted.
    The consequence of this priority will be exacted, for my actions were lacking the nobility a casual observer may assume.
    Similarly, I won't enter the private sector not because the Gods use me as corruptor but because I hate frat boy white priveledge and refuse to help them in any way, which ultimately my presence would.
    I may not be The Damned but I won't be around for long.
    They pushed me into excess, contrived offenses in prior lives to justify the enormity of this Situation.
    They created an enemy, someone with hate or nobody would have dared cross them. And my offenses were contrived, pushed into evil to allow them to justify this Situation.
    A morality of convienience.
    Had to be somebody I guess.
    And the Gods weren't decent or reasonable enough to ensure I could provide for myself when they were done exploiting me.

    "WHAT DO WE DO NOW???" I recommend you spend time on this. Think about what you've done wrong and how you can repair your relationship with the Gods. Get creative.
    This is where the cream rises to the top. It's going to matter in the end.

  • :D

    @those who have written a long post: you just wasted 15-30min or even hours of your life answering to people who won't come back here or who will reply ''but he's J B DDD:< asjksajsdj''.

    @those who say ''don't judge him because you don't know him'': you don't know him either, so you should shut up as well. Searching his biography/likes/etc won't make you know him. If you've already done this, then you skipped the part where it states ''all pop stars including your beloved 'JB' can't stand pre-teens/teens/etc obsessing over them''. If you do ever meet him, he probably won't even give a damn. You'd do the same, right? They're just fans.

    Now: I still don't get who the eff justin bieber is, and I don't get what people get all hyped about. If someone could explain, preferably somebody who doesn't ''love him,know him,stalks him'', would be much apreciated. As from here, he's just another singer who maybe doesn't even deserve the popularity he's been given.

    And those who just lovelovelovelove him, please, PLEASE at least try to write properly. It makes you look worse if you don't. And nobody¡s going to take you seriously. And stop using the 'I wuv him sooo much'' excuse. That's just lame.


  • hhh

    fuck justin bieber go in the hell sea

  • sory i don't have the name mother fuck
  • sory i don't have the name mother fuck

    evry body go to helllllllll

  • Anonymous


  • kill jb

    you little dum ass

  • brittany

    whan r you cameing to melbourne
    love yu

  • love

    love yu fuck yu

  • Darb

    Well, it turns out you're the first result when I type in, "Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?"

  • bgdh

    i love you

  • Trauma Queen
  • Trauma Queen

    well, JT was pretty lame in his out-of-sync days. but look how hot he turned out to be...

  • Me

    The only post on july 10? Epic win for me!


    jb is WEIRD???

  • skylr dawn kindred 8

    have you hade sex and call me 5590424

  • skylr dawn kindred 8

    love you sexy

  • dddw

    This article is very well written!
    Wish I could say the same about the comments.

  • candi

    justin bieber is a ass whole and a jack ass

  • candi

    justin bieber is cute but i think he is fucker

  • Justin Beaver is a fag


  • Real Name Preferred


    I also typed who the fuck is Justin Bieber into Google and now i know, he is the beginning of the end, society as we know it is already crumbling and disintegrating the young people of today into the fucking nuts and the fucking dumb-ass. Emos' all is forgiven! Fuck sake, pass the Prozac.

    p.s. I love the word FUCK!!

  • Frodo Baggins


  • Justin Bieber

    i'm gay, i really am...


    All i would have to do to be as famous as justin beiber is to have a baby face and sing like a little girl..... i mean really im better looking then him easily i just dont sing.


    (like a girl)^

  • burn him as a witch!

    The first time i 100 times i heard him on the radio i thought he was a girl..... xD

  • The ecstacy of gold

    Kids these days...... what ever happened to the world??? Ganster posers, emos, and the horde of disney loving fangirls, its really sad.

  • Andreizz (gumalapaket@yahoo.com)

    Wath the f$k? F@#K Justin Bieber He's voice is like a skinny Girl LO.ol I'm 16' to but my voice is like i smoked 10' ciggarete's :|

  • natasja

    please stop whit stalking justin bieber
    and he's not a girl but a boy and he's not gay

  • natasja

    but he's hot and cute

  • natasja

    so please its just like your al better dan him

  • The ecstacy of gold

    *cough* BULLSHIT *cough*

  • gab sylvain

    lollll justin bieber is thé worst gay guy ever im really disapointed that ludacris hangs out with him

  • Branndon

    who posted this (i culd never finish readin' dis cuz it bored me just readin' d first line u should really write a gud story next time.but reading dat justin is lame and borin 4 u is stupid.#1 u don't even know him personaly.#2 u can't even sing.#3 u don't hav gud taste maybe ur ugly dats y.i'm sory dat j.b. hav never put atention 2 a calbi lik u!!!hahaha who wuld.i bet i luk better than u) because I have no clue what the hell you posted can you repost it in English?

  • The Revenant

    Ok, the article was very good. I googled for "who the **** is Justin Bieber" because I've heard of him too much, both good things and bad things, so I wanted to know what new phenomena governs my digital life. The article pointed out exactly what I've been thinking about him, so it's not a very big surprise.

    However, the comments are ridiculous to a cosmic degree. I mean you can find it all: brainwashed amorphous mass of JB fans, JB haters, grammar teachers intrigued by the totally incompetent pupils trying to write philosophy without knowing how to spell a word or two. Even doomsayers and prophets, that speak of "the gods" and against Christianity and promote what I could say that is the ultimate twisted image of our very existence: gods + aliens + technology + karma + anti-christianity all-in-one !!

    I mean... seriously ... there is a threshold of stupidity below which I am left speechless. I think that it is energetically more efficient for all these people to just hang themselves than for us to even try to bring them on the right path. It would save a lot of effort on our part.

    I will definitely look at the world with different eyes from now on. Prior to reading these comments, I thought the world I live in is merely a disaster. Now I start to believe it is a living hell, morally speaking of course.

    May God (as in Christianity, and not those "gods") forgive us all for what we've already become !

    Once again, congrats for the article.

  • Anonymous

    Anyone that likes Bieber's music really has no comprehension of what good music is. They are those that prefer to listen to shallow music because they are also shallow. Let me guess, you Bieber pedo's like the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, t-pain, rhiana, chris brown, kanye west and usher. You like their elevator music, music that's okay but really has no further meaning other than 'being in relationships' or 'having a party.' Bieber is probably just part of the connspiracy that the government has to make every American a retard and unfortunately it seems that their plan is working. I am not looking forward to this horrible future. lol

  • flor

    ¡i love you justin eres my baby

  • jailine is gay

    ... Jailine is gay

  • Are you guys fucking retarded?

    Quit obsessing over 15 year olds you god damn creepy skanks. Also, for the underaged idiots who "love" him, go get a dictionary and learn what "love" is. You fucktards.

  • Anonymous

    Your a stupid ass. But ur hott as hell

  • Justin ?

    you can suck my big fat dick !

  • carl truth

    justin was created so that white kids wont idolize black singers

  • Clemence D Kim

    ....so...who the hell is Justin Biebers?

  • bob

    well this article im sure is really interesting but i dont have much time to read it soi only read like a cupple of sentences and im here to say michael jackson rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jb dose not deserve to b in same sentence as mj!!!!!

  • Me

    Great article. All the comments make me sad.



  • Gabriel -the angel-

    hope God saves you JB, just never sucks any cock again ...

  • Usherwillgetkilled

    usher likes to stick his negroe cock into that little faggot bieber. Thus, the hair, its afraid...

  • Anonymous

    gue gato

  • UGH!!!

    Who ever falls for this kids shit is a fuckin idiot. That's all.

  • uohnoob

    or u mean that he is a GAY biggest gay

    The rock nation will be attacking Justin Biebers BABY video on September 1st onward .. Remember to dislike, put a comment and flag on the baby vid on sep 1.We need your help to destroy this modern autotune music that has ruled the world. Copy paste this on every good music video!!

    thumbs up if you in!!

  • Antony Nadot O'nyme

    HE HAVE TO DIE!!!!.

  • Antony Nadot O'nyme


  • Anonymous

    justin bieber is a fag

  • justin beibers big black boyfriend

    you know what justin beiber? FUCK YOU stupid baby faced fuck stick...... also you testical shitting anal wort, IM WAITING IN BED FOR YOU.

  • standing snake


  • Jalaena

    i just want his two inch cock so bad!!! p.s. im a fat ass fan that sits home all day and has orgasms when i look at his picture!!!

  • Jalaena

    oops my bad, i meant two centimeters actually

  • Mekdes

    seriously i don't know you but when i heard ur stories that's amazing!
    keep it up!!

  • Mr Nice Guy

    Bieber is going down on OFNR! Official FN Radio bee-otch!

  • justin beiber sucxk cock

    jb sucks cock

  • cliff

    That's hilarious! You are talented with words, ma'am.. (I almost made the mistake of assuming sir.. but I thought I'd double check the name at the bottom of the article) Why do you not have a 'share on facebook' button somewhere? I want to share your brilliance with the world.

  • Poliana

    y love you.

  • cassia

    i love you justin bieber.

  • Justin's Killer

    I'm really waiting for the right time to kill YOU Justin this is your last chance.STOP SINGING SONGS NOW!!!!!!

  • cassia

    Justin Bieber sucks ! MY COCK

  • Negative Nancy

    Gotta say it's really annoying to read that name all over the place. I thought he was some 20something year old singing woozy chicksongs, but turns out it's even worse. I actually enjoyed reading up a bit on it, and it starts to seem to me he's some overrated kid relying on a child cuteness factor. Even more so reading the comments to your text. Mostly 15 year old girls probably who still have the tendency to lose every braincell in their head when someone discusses a topic they don't want to hear...

  • Pat

    Just a little kid with a really bad haircut. Curious how his vocals will be in a few years? Ah, who cares he sounds like every other child singing out there. Too many of the same. I'm afraid this little bitch falls in that category.

  • nIggA

    Who the f*** is ludacris? Another nigga?

    Like beiber bitch is a wIggA?

    I want to become famous on youtube, perhaps nigga usher can help? Can I stay at his place?

    How about that bitch that posted here with the long ass story about the Gods and how they ruined his/her youth? That is some funny shit... :-)


  • stinkbutt

    My butt smells a little..................................

  • idiot lover

    1. I curse the Gods when they abuse me
    2. I will eat apples/fruit out of spite.
    3. Thinking of eating clam chowder/shellfish. "What's next? Sex?"
    4. I drive, pollute, waste resourses American-style, enjoy poison in society/media, eat meat, etc etc etc. Ironically, sometimes death is a good thing.

    Check out this dudes post on this page. Dudes got some serious issues.

  • Justin Beieber

    My hair is kinda gay, isn't it? What was I thinking?

    I'm just a little bitch, nigger lover usher fucker bitch. ha ha!!!!!

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  • MR.knowitall

    I actually feel sorry for this poor bastard. I'll give em another year before he hits puberty and his corperate masters abandon him. His music career will go up in flames, his personal life will be in shambles, and he will decend into a life long battle with alcohol and drug addiction. For a while he will be a good laugh and then unlike talented musicians who create memorable songs, no one will even remember his name.

    LOL. hows that? Am I in the ballpark?



  • Jason Shatz

    I shall repeat a comment that I made at another time and place:

    I don’t really see the attraction to Justin Bieber or, more importantly, his unconvincing sound. He sounds like any other alto pop star on the radio (key word: alto), and he doesn’t convey a lot of emotion or vocal prowess.
    On another note, I would hate to disappoint his legions of fans, but consider his age. His voice is definitely GOING TO CHANGE.
    Who knows? Perhaps he could be a baritone in five years. But I wonder HOW he will convince his fans (and perhaps others) that he can maintain his appeal.

  • Mic D

    I'm incredibly confused as to how so many people think this article is directly affiliated to JB.

    Well-written and very humorous article, but the comments left after make me wish for a nuclear holocaust.

  • yay

    justin boober can go jump off a cliff then i would be happy.

  • hoohaahee

    @jailine even if you are actually a 15 year old for FUCKS sake learn to write, spell and articulate yourself correctly.

    This psuedo-gibberish text speak children insist on speaking in will, in another generation, lead to western countries full of moronic illiterates unable to think in complete words.

    People fought and died to give you the right to an education. Open your fuckin' mind and LEARN how to communicate.

    If you can't say what you mean, how can you mean what you say?

  • tuong vy (vietnam)

    shit shit. anh ta qua~ la` rat rat ratttttttttttttttttttttt CHANH~. cu tuong~ mih` la` hot boy. kon kac ne`````````````

  • Anonymous

    Wow . Someone is a little bitch ! Justin Bieber is awesome ! Hes a 15 year old . He can take care of himself ! Hes not stupid or anything . Your a dumb ass person who knows no ball shit about Justin ! So back the fuck off and leave him alone . Thank you very much ! :)

  • Your mom

    1. Justin Bieber is a celebrity, famous, thereby he will be judged. Also, seeing as he looks like a 5 year old with a **** no larger than 1 milimeter who can sing a bit but is a total prik, he will be judged like so.

    2. Here I thought that maybe being the guy with the six pack and 6 feet tall attracted girls but nooooo, apparently all you have to do to attract girls now is to ; grab a hoodiem, get a layered haircut, a breath helium everyday for the rest of you life. Oh and don't forget the pseudo gang signs.

    3. Nobody talks about the Jonas brothers anymore even though they were severely big a year ago, Justin will suffer the same fate. Did you notice both have the same initials?

    4. Ladies, you do realize that pedophilia is not just a man and a girl, but also a women and a little boy?

    5. I'd rather watch episodes of Fred for 24 hours straight then listen to the garbage Justin brings out on the radio.

    6. This isn't a fan page, justin bieber will never read your comment. there is no use in commenting saying you love him. Either come up with an intelligent response or don't respond at all.

    7. Out of all music, anything is better to Justin; Queen, Ac/Dc, Duran Duran and if you don't like rock, Jackson 5, James Brown, Elvis Presley and if you don't like those and like rap then Eminem, TI, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dog. For house or club people there is Deadmau5, Daft Punk, and David Guetta. There is a multitude of songs out there in the world, why Justin Bieber?

  • annonimous

    frankly. I agree. he is just like the bland white 'rap' culture of teen punks that would be in a law room if he did the things he talks about doing and really, you shouldn't talk about 'love' or sex when your balls need to be surgically dropped for your voice to sound similar to mine, (baritone) so yes I think he is a little 'wannabe' but cmon. he is from Canada so give him a break. :) the only thing they are good at there are taking bacon and making it ham and hockey and to all the people who think he is truly good. try b.t.r, victorious and the back street boys. and if you don't realize that it does not take skill to say 'baby' 5 times in a row and speak in a monotone voice while auto-tune does the rest/ lip sink

  • annonimous

    than you truly are doomed

  • annonimous

    oh and btw. 15 year olds CANNOT take care of themselfs. they cannot drive,drink,smoke,vote,have sex or rent a car. the only reason you think he can is because he thinks he can 'chill' at the big people's houses. the sad truth is that they wont. the only reason they hang out with him is 2 reasons
    1: he is famous
    2: he sounds like he is 5 and takes helium whippets

  • annonimous

    so they pity him

  • annonimous

    Hes a loser... i mean look at him.. he is failing @ looking like a fucking rapper or somm people are so fucking dumb

  • Micuko

    He's boring. And annoying. Nothing special. So why do people like him so much? *shudders* I don't get it. At all. Maybe people nowadays like silly things such as this. *sighs*

  • gay bitch

    fuck j b he can suck my cock!!!

  • new new

    dude u is gay get out of here DAM

  • Sinep

    justin bieber eats her own feces

  • alex

    justin just fuck youre self you are a little kid play with youre self

  • michael

    justin you sucks

  • sarah

    go to hell justin you are just a little boy who is trying to act like a old guy

  • Horny boy

    I just wanna fuck you in that yummy butt justin, and then shoot it all inside ya! :)))

  • Anonymous

    justin bieber e gosto de voce
    vitor te nho cicoeaño
    voce tenhe

    vitor faria de oliveira e sijva


    Now he just shaved off his hair! His new name is..
    Egghead Justina Beaver!!!

  • cng

    I, too, got to this page by googling "who the fuck is Justin Bieber?". Thanks for the article. The slew of semi-literate comments from desperate fans and trolls kind of makes me wish 13 years olds weren't allowed on the internet.

  • Liz K.

    Thanks for writing this, and after seeing some of the comments from prepubescent and also some of the older Bieber fans you deserve applause. I didn't know who this kid was until it hit some of my friends kids who were in Junior High. Still honestly, don't care for him. He can barely sing in my opinion and those who get themselves all bunched up over a small boy that sounds like a girl, just need to wait until he's over puberty with pimple scars on his face. It gets rather annoying listening to tweens talk about the 'latest' craze, but I suppose it is up to the parents to limit how far they go into such a thing. Unfortunately many parents just ignore it or tone it out.

  • Tom Waits is My Hero

    Dear God, Please bring back Michael Jackson, we'll swap Justin Bieber with you... Amen...


    Check out the "Who the fuck is Justin Bieber" t-shirt over at rocktees: http://rocktee.spreadshirt.net/

  • jblover

    hey u guyes!! could all of u guys go to http://www.liveordie.com and click on justin bieber takes over you all will FREAK OUTand i mean freak out cuzz justin bieber is all this is my world bithes!! i could not belive that now i think that i like him less whith the bad word. i mean its not like i completley hate him or all that but if justin beiber is really readin this i just want to say that i love him soooo much and just to let him know that when i read about him it says that he loves gires that could make him laughf wel i am a big joker!!! i love you justin!!!

  • Helen

    Hi Justin!!!!!
    I think your soooooo cute
    I'm your #1fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • wanted

    who the fuck's justin bieber??? loved it! ozzy «3 u're amazing

  • valerie ward

    justin bieber is a white boy who is a real dumb little butt hole who just sings like a 12 year old girl and who likes this gay boy man plez tell me thank you

  • -

    Anyone got a maggot story?

  • karen

    hi stupid people you know you are stupid,jealous that justin bieber is cooooool he is darling and you are jealous that youre girl friend likes him arent you ohhhh pore you thats sad oh please live justin bieber alone you dont have to worry about please care about youre stupid self so i have good news for stupid and jealous people the fans still like himmm even if he is gay ind you know i can care less so before you people star saing mean stuff to justin bieber first learn how to wash youre underwear or boxers oh and learn how to clean your but eafter you went porty ohh toooooooooooo ! ! ! i am telling you because youre girl friend must like justin bieber because he smells bette3r then you so wach out you are getting youre self in trouble if i see some comment with mean words on it or hear some comment with bab words on it............and justin bieber i hope i met you some day i live in san luis obispo california i go to los ranchos school i am in fifth grade and i am 11 years old bye love ya !

  • samy

    justin bieber not so cool
    as we can call him as a fool,
    he is the worst in the world and a shocking story is that my friends are in love with this idiot
    and because him me and my friends are havimg a big fight,we are still fighting.
    if i'll met him anywhere i'll kill him that time only,and i may tell that i'am not joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • juhi[samy's younger sister]

    i agree what my didi says.actually she is right
    he is an idiotic person in the world.
    nowadays i don't go out to play as all my friends talk about him only,
    i will pray to god that[if i met him anywhere,anytime,where ever i will first i will then i will barri him there only]
    and if he reads this,it willl be good for him.

  • Anonymous

    fuck justin bieber he fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • isabell

    i think he's an amazing singer. he jus rocks!

  • ciara

    justin is 'nt the best singer in the world but he has a nice voice

  • ria

    jb you can't sing ! my little sister can sing better than you.

  • letsfaceitthekiddoessuck

    lets just face it the kid 'is making crappy music there like almost no straight guys actually listening to this crap. only some horny girls at ages of 12/16.
    lets just wait till puberty comes knocking and this awfull taste of music is going out of the window.

  • ria

    bieber will have trannsexual surgery in 2018 and become the next lady gaga after he/she matriculates at wesleyan

  • -

    bieber rocks

  • An Observer

    I like to consider myself a man of reason, education, and compassion...amongst other things. However, upon reading the entire list of comments - which I truly rue doing - I am feeling none of these qualities, not a one.

    True enough, there was humour in multitudes but when the initial few laughs had died away; I found myself left with nothing but a terrible coldness and even a slight twinge of despair. It takes immense effort to remain ever in the perspective that stupidity exists to be laughed at. I suppose this is true to a point, but I believe it is a really rather dangerous precedent as well - a cumulative thing, certainly.

    Of course it is easy to be melodramatic concerning the common maxim: 'These children don't known how to work/are destroying society/will reap untold destruction on the future, et cetera'. But with many over-used statements, there is a grain of truth to be found. I cannot fathom what today's children are not learning from their instructors and parents.

    Justin Bieber himself, fuck that issue. He is inconsequential, just like most of the automatons scurrying about in modernity's lime-light. Anyone here over the 'wise' age of twenty can, hopefully, easily surmise his fate and those of us who've lived lives fuller, longer, and more thoughtful certainly know he won't be sitting round the cameras much longer.

    The real problem is today's youth. Can they form cogent sentences? Do they know what synonyms, antonyms, or basic punctuation are? Most importantly - have they the ability to think critically? Critical thought is tantamount to success and individuality. The dearth of critical thinking I see all round me quite possibly contributes to my eternal contempt for mankind. That's what is truly mortifying - our children (well, your children...I won't be having any in this world) are quite inept. Sure, they know how to rap and how to use profanities far more efficiently than those of us growing up fifteen, twenty, thirty, or more years ago did. They understand the physics of sex and are more experienced at such than we were, they also understand technology very well and make everything computer-related appear extremely simple. But what other qualities have they? Do they understand respect and honour, have they any appreciation for history, literature and language, can they stand out from a crowd and lead opposed to swallow blindly whatever it is that popular culture violent forces into their gullets? Can they take part in anything resembling intelligent discussion? What about social networking, sure tis a fine concept, but what has it done to communication? Thankfully, I am in possession of no social-networking profiles but I have been around enough to see the comments and statements made in these places. How proud the primordial man would have been to see their offspring speak with such elegance! For the rest of mankind, considering the millenia of refinement and education: it is worthy of nothing other than tears and brutal pity.

    Solution - abort children until age sixteen, if child reaches age sixteen they must be proven capable of reasonably-sufficient sentence structure, the ability to form basic paragraphs, and most importantly: they must have read at least a dozen books on classical literature by that point. How many of these little shitcocks have never actually read a book, a real book? Of that small fraction, how many have considered the book in detail afterward...perhaps writing their thoughts down or conversing with another?

    What is it like to live in such an utterly vapid microcosm of teenage idiocy, disrespect, semen, and horrendously mortifying grammar?

    I don't consider myself 'posh' but I speak very precise SSBE (Southern Standard British English). I can only imagine listening to the guttural croaks that issue forth from these degenerates. Also, as a recently finished graduate student with degrees in both English Education and Psychology; I shiver to think what this up and coming lot will send to my desk. I think I shall need many many red-inked pens...if I elect to continue pursuing this course at all.

    Thank you children, because of you I will refrain from reproduction. I still think you should be aborted, though...starting with Justin-Fucking-Bieber.

    Oh as a final note, people - please let us remember the memorable and talented men who deserve the initial or acronym 'JB' far more than this fuck-weasel, men such as: John Belushi, James Bond (fictional, but still more deserving), Jeremy Bentham (creator of Utilitarianism), Jack Black, James Brown, and numerous others. Don't give the shit more than he deserves.

  • isabell

    why do you guys hate him so much ?what did he ever do to you all.you all just don't like him because he can sing better than you.

  • Anonymous

    What the utter fuck Have I just read??.. I am 17 now and there are no words to describe some of the above comments- I have felt less despair at the world on a comedown after a 48hr binge than reading a small selection of this crap... Well the older generation said they can't understand the way I behave, and I argued and said they were wrong

    I think maybe I can sympathize with the way they must have felt because seeing this...jesus christ who knew all these dumb bimbos can congregate to go ape shit over some manufactured generic pop idol... o my bloody days I'm still getting over this

  • Beebar

    what kind of argument is this: "you all just don't like him because he can sing better than you"

    lool, I challenge Bieber batty boy to come out on a friday night for a little session, the kid won't keep up, he'll have 5 or 6 beers and start crying..does that mean that he doesn't like me because I can party harder than him? No of course it doesn't you dumb sket..

    It's not a talent competion, People hate what he represents, and the fact is when you will *only* see this when you grow up.. NOTHING i can do will change your mind, you will be convinced you are right.. Then 1 day BOOM. you realise wtf did i listen to this shit for?!? and you will literally cringe that you liked bieber. that's when you know you have matured.. It's like when your parents play their old songs and you think omg they are so embarassing.. back in the day they LOVED it.. nobody could tell them it was shit.. they thought it was so good. it's only later they realize, you can't argue with people that support this fairy, you can only close your ears and hum like they are

  • Martin

    If i catch this Bieber on my street I'm gonna come outside, Rain or shine, Night or day and beat his black ass to a shiny blue hue with a frying pan.. I'm deadly serious..

    So this Bieber thinks he is a senior gang member one minute, and a clergyman the next? From what I've been hearing on Twitter and the photos released by NYPD press office it most certainly seems that way.. Well I have Autographed, dated photo of Archbishop Desmond-Tuto in my living room which was explicitly entrusted to me as a wedding gift, and if that little fairy bieber batty boy comes within 20ft of my property I'm not responsible for my actions I swear.

    I invite him into my room, look at the photo, but don't touch... challenge him to Tae-Kwondo match, Prison rules, which means lots of oil, and no cameras.. I'll slide a finger with the words VEVO tatted on up his asshole till the carpet covered in cake mixture (no homo) and he will be squeling like a tiny pig getting fucked by the big corps, I'll whip that fool into submission with the corner of a plastic document binder and then make him listen to a industrial hard house techno/ gabba cross mixtape for 5 hours until he's a shadow of his former self..

  • Amused of London

    Hilarious! Now I know exactly who this kid is and sounds like, thanks :)

  • Anonymous

    justin suck

  • Antonio

    so i get the feeling your not a fan of justin pu$$y....i mean, justin beaver....i mean....bieber.
    no seriously though....i hate this kid too.
    this kid makes 4.5 million a month. a month! doing what? cuz it can't be for making great music. ugh. its funny that mozart died penniless...while this kid makes millions every month based on horrible, unlistenable, garbage noise....i mean, "music."
    god hates us, he hates us all,....this proves it. god is more akin to loki, the nordic god of mischief, than some just hebrew god.

  • J_unit31

    god is just testing you be paiten

  • Mprybelski

    justin beaver is a sorry state of the teen american psyche.

  • Nima12345

    he is a fag

  • t t

    I loved the video

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