Burritos?

By Gabe Spitzer-Hirsch

Vis a vis the removal of the Burrito Bar, we the students hitherto demand the reconstitution of said esteemed Mexican burrito apparatus in the Campus Center. The gamut of food at this institution ceases to be reprsentative fo Diversity University. Apparently the higher ups at the campus center think diversity is an old wooden ship used in the civil war. No it is not.

In all seriousness, the unannounced removal of one of the few popular campus dining options is outrageous. The food at Wes is awful enough that we need not arbitrarily eliminate fine dining at peso prices only to replace it with more third floor legumes. Are we Mexicans or Mexican’ts? Exactly. It is a sad day when our campus houses more vegan options than normal ones. If God did not want us to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

So let us embrace the cuisine of our southern brethren and bring back the Burrito Bar. Remember the Alamo, remember the Burrito Bar.

Da me mas gasoline,
Gabe Spitzer-Hirsch

Spitzer-Hirsch is a member of the class of 2005. This Wespeak was originally published on September 9, 2005.