Top 5 Dirtiest Sex Acts That Will Land You in Prison

By Gabe Lezra, Rob Woh and Liz Tung

These acts are so filthy we’re not allowed to describe them in all the disgusting detail they deserve… so we’re giving you their names in hopes that you’ll look them up yourselves (we recommend Urban Dictionary) and maybe even try out this weekend with a very special someone you’ll never have to see again (we recommend pre-frosh).  Enjoy!

5. Dirty Sanchez – This one’s a winner – it’s racist and scatological!

4. Strawberry Shortcake – Disappointingly, not as delicious as its name implies.

3. Alaska Snow Dragon – You’re going to need quick hands and nerves of steel for this one, boys.

2. Bucking Bronco – Similar to the Alaska Snow Dragon, but requires more commitment.

1. Gorilla Man – High school boys are sick, sick people.

Editors’ note: The Wesleyan Argus Editorial Board does not endorse these acts, nor do we assume responsibility for any injuries or legal actions that may result.