Top 5 Presidents that We Want to be in a Band With (In honor of President’s Day)

By Gabe Lezra, Liz Tung and Rob Wohl, Contributing Writers

5. Barack Obama

Mentioning Obama on the internet automatically generates about twice as many hits. Getting him in your band would be a great publicity coup.

4. Bill Clinton

Fact: Saxophones always make bands better.

3. Ulysses S. Grant

Everyone knows that drunks make better lyricists.

2. Teddy Roosevelt

He was the Ted Nugent of Presidents, and everyone loves the Nug’.

1. Andrew Jackson

Casual violence, uncontrolled drunken revelry, giant wheels of cheese - Andrew Jackson ran the White House like Led Zeppelin ran a hotel room.