I never did get naked in this Usdan Palace place. Think of me and my dentures and do it, please.

We had no idea it was a 3000 yr old mummy! We thought it was just some cadaver wrapped in a shower curtain on the 6th floor of the Science building. What the hell was it doing there? Clearly the university didn't care about it. We were completely sober too. We had just gone to see "Breakfast At Tiffany's" at the Science Center with these 3 cute girls. lol we scared the crap out of them with the mummy....

Anyway, it's good to be a little nuts in college. Don't huff paint - you'll end up in a loony bin. Sorry that the drug laws are tighter - it was pretty cool in 1989 that you could go to the dorm room of some guy named Juan, buy an 1/8 of weed for $20, and smoke out of his 6 ft tall purple bong with impunity. Still drugs are bad mmkay.

Don't complain about the food being wimpy. Itza Pizza (circa 90-93) was disgusting. MoCon wasn't much better. Be glad the food is good and fufu. Enjoy your paninis while they last.

Also, to be honest, I look back and wish I had studied hardier and applied myself more. Unless you are made of money, you don't get many chances to get the kind of quality education you get at Wes. Learn something. Take a film class with Jeanine Basinger. Take something wacky like South Indian Flute or Gamelan. Stretch yourself. Pot will always be there, but Wes is ultimately a 4 year trip that ends way too soon. Don't look back and say "If only I'd taken that 20th Century Art class"...do it. Apply yourself. Remember that everything counts - how you approach school, partying, mummy pranks, it all matters. You don't want to be a 40 year old with no money and a family to support. Trust me. :-)

You are graduating! What the hell do you care about what the people who will be left behind act like.

It should be up to the people who occupy the school in any given year to decide what Wesleyan should be like - not the class of 1970, 60 ...

Move on and out of Wes with some class and dignity!!

But seriously, the first thing you need to do is bring back the Boogie Club.

I remember as a pre-frosh, sitting in Mocon...somebody came up to the railing with a fan, turned the fan on and blew 100s of little pieces of paper all over the place. They read: Fuck with Shit.

So, students at Wes. Fuck with Shit. Leave your mark. Don't be silented. Fight for what is right and study hard. After all, the country despaerately needs smart and progressive leaders, especially now in the midst of 2 wars, crumbling economy, and health care reform. Fuck with shit. Bring it home. Go Wes!