Offensive Ampersand crossed the line

We have been around for thirty years, so naturally we've had many Wespeaks written in response to our articles. The following is an article from Matthew Gold ’95 to a sex themed issue of the Ampersand that coincided with the Take Back the Night March.

This article was posted in the print edition as part of the Wesleyan Argus Ampersand. It is satire and should not be construed as fact.