Editor’s Note: Editors Boycott Editor’s Note

There will be a 25-30% decrease in editor's note due to editors boycott of the inhumane treatment of imported Azeri workers. Anyway, the judge says to Mickey, “I'm sorry Mr. Mouse, but insanity is not legal grounds for divorce.” Mickey turns to the judge and says… Oh, I've got to go save those Azeris.

Brendan, Brian, & Gelman

This article was posted in the print edition as part of the Wesleyan Argus Ampersand. It is satire and should not be construed as fact.