Editor's note

Now that the Argus is [sort of] in color, Wespeaks will be color coded based on their inflammatory nature and the threat they pose to American security. This advisory system will use red for the most bigoted, hateful, “high risk” speech and green for “low risk” chalking diatribes. The editors will also wear matching ties to really drive the point home. According to the editors and Crayola, this Ampersand comes in about “Laser Lemon.” Enjoy.

Until next year,
 Brendan

This article was posted in the print edition as part of the Wesleyan Argus Ampersand. It is satire and should not be construed as fact.