Gay History Month: Celebrating 10 years of the existence of homosexuality

Congratulations, guys! You've come a long way. Just think: in the future October will celebrate such triumphs as the first gays to walk on the moon, and the gay colonization of the moon. October will be amazing after that happens. Let's go watch some Will & Grace reruns.

Love, Katie.

This article was posted in the print edition as part of the Wesleyan Argus Ampersand. It is satire and should not be construed as fact.